Is there a country which would allow me to capture and train my own chimpanzee?

Best answer wins a fabulous 3 week self catering cave holiday for 3 in Pakistan (flights not included) and a crisp 拢4 note.|||I know some gorillas that would like to train a human.|||Indeed there is, it's called youramoronbekistan. Lovely place for a holiday as well. Chimpanzees are very expensive over there though so be careful. Also some naughty traders might try to pass orangutans off as chimpanzees so watch out for that.|||The magnitude of the stupidity of this question has no clearly distinguishable limit, as it is ever-increasing.|||Cool idea, until the chimp snaps and kills you. Which would likely happen...





But, yeah, have fun.|||your not gonna be level one for much longer, looks like you will be creating another account.|||Why would you want to it is cruel . They are wild animals and very dangerous.|||I certainly hope not.|||Er no