Friday, December 2, 2011

How does one go about making a chimpanzee-proof house?

I'm totally freakin out about travis the crazy-chimp. What steps can I take in order to ensure my own safety?|||12 gauge shotgun.|||You can ensure your own safety by education on primate behavior. Unless you live in a jungle, you do not need to "freak out" about chimps. They don't want anything to do with you.





Travis is gone, and was a very bizarre, but isolated event. You have a better chance of being run over by a bus, or struck by lightening than a "crazed chimp" breaking into your house.





BTW, Travis wasn't crazy and he did not break into anyone's house, he was in his own house, the lady who thought of him as her son is crazy though. I'd be more afraid of her.

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