Personally I'd run for the hills man... I practice my grappling with my Rotti and once I get him into a good cuddle he doesn't have much but he's 53kg and only playing, for real I'd say it would be quite difficult to bridge the gap.
The one thing that humans do have over dogs is that our major vital point are higher up while we are standing and we are able to use our limbs more efficently, however dogs have natural weapons such as claws and teeth and also are born with some natural predatory instinct, humans have to learn how to fight. I would never turn my back on a dog and run though as there is little chance of out running them and you won't see them coming, you'd have to wait for a prime opportunity, like when they jump at you and then pummell till you can't pummel anymore.
There was a case not so long ago when a man wrestled and contained a wild animal and held it in his home until help arrived. It was some form of big cat.
As for the chimp, they literally have the strength to pull your arms out of your sockets and beat you to death with the soggy ends. I'd try not to piss them off.|||if a rotweiler or chimpanzee attacked one of my lil gurls..... bet your *** it would... its amazing what a man can do when he absolutley has to.... but train him for it .. and it will be ugly...|||The book "Surviving Armed Assaults" cover dog attacks.
http://www.amazon.com/Surviving-Armed-As鈥?/a>
As to a chimp,they are just to "strong",fast,%26amp; vicious.|||From personal experience, a dog, yes.......a Chimpanzee (none in New York City), no.
It is almost impossible to knock out a dog from a blow to the head, but you are capable of making him/her a bit dizzy. I once was chased up a car by a dog, once it got on the hood to bite my leg, I hooked (punch) him with all my might. This only made him lose its balance and come up and try again. So I repated it again, this time, when he fell over dizzy, I jumped on him and tied his leash around the mouth.
The dog was later put to sleep. Its one of those situations where a female dog owner says "don't worry he doesn't bite", and it gets away from her.|||Yes to many degrees,first agility and being prepared of all dangers if the right art was chosen.The availability to find a make shift weapon is also knowledge.Strength in the heart is a must.Knowing wear to strike the beast is a key factor,that a non martial artist would not possess.|||Sure, martial arts teaches you to use your body as your weapon. It doesn't really matter what the attacker is.
In fact many forms of arts were made based on animal movements.
Here is the bottom line. I would rather defend myself from a chimp knowing a martial art versus the same scenario with no martial art experience.
Who would you put your money on? The guy who is trained or the guy who isn't?
Smart money is on the guy with training.
I have just read some other answers. GUYS! What are you thinking? I can't believe their are martial artists out there that are scared of a dog attack. Maybe it is because I grew up with large breed German dogs but they are easier to hurt than a human. Use your brain and I bet you can figure exactly how they will attack you (with their mouth), you should also be able to figure out there vulnerable spots, land mammals all have the same basic vulnerabilities.
Humans are scarier than animals any day. Animals don't use knives or guns. Also, they aren't as smart as humans.|||Could you use some techniques from your training to attempt to fend off a dog or chimp? Yes, possibly. Will you be able to set them up like you're sparring with footwork, feints, and combos? Absolutely not.
An animal attack is sudden and ferocious. There is no martial art that I know of that teaches you target areas to strike on animals or spars with chimps and dogs. And you'll most likely only be able to desperately grasp for a makeshift weapon in the midst of the animal's attack. (Thinker surely doesn't live up to his moniker)
So a martial artist may be marginally better able to save himself or herself from an animal attack than someone who has no combat training.
NOTE: Spidertiger440, I grew up with German shepards, rotties and mastiff mutts. The play biting they do when rough housing with you doesn't compare to an all-out attack. Let's see you sit there and "think" how to react while a dog (or chimp) is attacking. When you finally fend off the attack you can "figure out" how to stop the bleeding.|||Everything already said pretty much covers what I was going to say, right down to the "avoidance" clause. One of the first things a good martial arts instructor will teach is that AVOIDANCE of a fight is the easiest way to not lose one. ONLY AFTER you have exhausted your options of avoiding confrontation do you employ the training you have received. As soon as you engage, your chances of winning the fight depend not opnly on your skill, but on the skill and tactics employed by your attacker (even dogs). And yes, trained guard dogs DO employ tactics, just as predators in the wild employ tactics designed to increase their chances of success in an attack.|||Sure, but I'm pretty sure Peta wouldn't be pleased.|||I think the current edition of Black Belt magazine has an article about defending yourself from a dog attack.
Frankly, I don't think Ray Lewis would stand a chance against an 80lb chimp. Great apes are so strong it borders on the supernatural.
If you train BJJ or MMA, you may be screwed. Wrestling a biting dog is going to be tough, but their physiology is essentially the same as ours, in that they would be susceptible to a choking attack from the rear. Good luck taking a dog's back though if they are on the attack.
For karate/kung fu guys, our training to go for vital areas would work well. Dogs are sensitive on their noses, so while Fido is sinking his teeth into your arm, you can punch him on the nose, or jam your fingers into his nostrils and rip. You can also gouge his eyes, or ram your fingers deep into their ear cavity. Next time you play with a dog, see how far he lets you get a finger into his ear--it wont get far. They don't like it, and can cause enough pain/injury to possibly give you a chance at escaping. Striking the trachea may help, but his neck muscles will be strongly engaged, so it could be somewhat sheilded. Or, if you can get a stick into their mouth (instead of your arm), a sharp twist can possibly sprain the dogs jaw.
Check the web about chimp attacks. The few instances where they have escaped and attacked someone, they destroy people in seconds. Heaven help you against an animal like that, because it's unlikely the martial arts will.
Hope that helps!|||I think no matter what martial art you are pro at, if a trained rottweiler took you by surprise you would have a VERY hard time finding a technique in your arsenal to escape yourself from it's clutches.|||Hehe, a Tekken match: Paul Phoenix vs Kuma.|||no that would just be wrong|||Yes you can. UUh, let us no how it turns out okay?|||Give it your left arm.... and kill it with the knife in your right hand.|||Yes.
Self-defense is a set of concepts and strategies designed to be applicable in a variety of circumstances and situations. A good instructor will teach principals and will then vary the situations and circumstances to challenge their students thought process and response conditioning.
That said, the type of animal you would discuss defensive strategies for would depend upon the area of the world you live in. I have conducted many self-defense classes focused on dog attacks which is a very possible occurence in many areas of the world. I've also discussed basic concepts on mountain lion, snake, bear and so on in a few classes.
Once you understand the principals of self-defense, you should look at variations in what circumstances you may find youself and what resources and information is already avaiable to help you deal with them. THAT is true self-defense in my opinion, and that is what I encourage all of my instructors to work on, and all of my students to consider and practice.
There are well established concepts for defending against a single dog attack. There is also information out there for defense against many other types of animals or more importantly, for preventing getting yourself into a bad situation where you may have to defend youself against such animals :)
Now, when it comes to the likely outcome of such an encounter. As anyone who teaches self-defense will tell you - Avoid getting physical at ALL COSTS, because as soon as it goes physical you have lost the battle and run the risk of losing the entire war. While training and preparation will give you an advantage, it does not guarantee anything. But having the information and advantage is much better than not having it, so although the outcome will be uncertain, the time devoted to preparing is still worth while.
Ken C
9th Dan HapMoosaKi-Do
8th Dan TaeKwon-Do
7th Dan YongChul-Do|||Oh your damn right. It is widely rumoured that a great Japanese warrior by the name of Yujiro Hanma fought and killed a huge polar bear in a fight. Hanma was said to be of no one particular style- just a great fight in general. So don't take your Mc-kwon-do kicks and parrys and jump the gate at the zoo any time soon.
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
What do you learn from a chimpanzee who always cover his eyes whenever he sees human being?
Like Maddy, See no Evil.|||Well don't think chimpanzee always cover their eyes, there are lots of sign which gives warning stay away from me. Like showing teeth which like yawn, but that mean stay away from me, chimpanzee are wild animals they can attack you in wild or even can kill you.
this video help you to understand their nature :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mq鈥?/a>|||The humans must've torchered him or something if he covers his eyes.|||Preparing some question with closed eyes. Not yet learned completely from it.|||Like maddymax..:)...by closing our eyes or covering so that to believe no one are watching us....|||Humans are not so important after all.
this video help you to understand their nature :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mq鈥?/a>|||The humans must've torchered him or something if he covers his eyes.|||Preparing some question with closed eyes. Not yet learned completely from it.|||Like maddymax..:)...by closing our eyes or covering so that to believe no one are watching us....|||Humans are not so important after all.
Ilooking for old movie I watch with my daughters when they were young about chimpanzee funny?
about chimpanzee they live with a couple was funny movie I would like the name of it,was from the 90,s|||It might be the movie "Buddy" or the movie "Dunston Checks In".
Who would win in a fight to the death, a chimpanzee or a pitbull?
We had this argument in our biology class and i firmly believe that a chimp would win. yet the majority or people that i ask say a pitbull would win. now im asking for your opinions on the fight.|||Chimps are vicious. A chimp would definitely win.|||depends where they were fighting. I mean in a highly vegetated area with trees i would go for the chimp.
But if it was like in a Arena then the pit bull would win hands down.
This all depends on whether they would fight i reckon the chimp would just run away or hid in a tree.|||You don't say if there are any trees around because it makes a difference. The chimp would swing on a branch and kick the pitbull in the head as it was p-ssing on the tree trunk, knocking it out|||If you don't like your biology teacher, tell your parents about this assignment and get his sick a** fired for raising this question.|||An American pitbull terrier they were bred for bull baiting nd are commonly used for hunting/pigging|||I have a pitbull rottweiler mix, the dog would definitely win!|||tHE DOGGIE!!it got pitbull power|||yeh id go for the chimp. lol it would be fun to watch
hey can you answer my question
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100123073239AAQqH2j|||Certainly a pitbull.|||Pitbull ?|||The chimp would pick up the machine gun and blow the pitbulls brain out.|||L O L|||chimp, they have a much more develped brain as well as opposable thumbs and HUGE teeth|||i say chimp because they have the intelligence the pit bull doesn't(:|||the chimp would kick ***. end of story.|||pitbull all the way=)
its stronger..:)|||the chimp|||chimpanzees totally kick the pittbull's a**.
in my head i'm visualizing like King Kong slapping a dog...
with a pancake|||A much 'smarter' Chimp.....!!|||A chimp would go ape sh*t on the pitbull.|||My money is on the pitbull.|||A chimp! didnt they see what it did to that womans face?!?!?!|||depends on how vicious they are|||chimps are smarter.|||chimpanzee they go crazy
but id put my money on a ham and cheese sandwich
But if it was like in a Arena then the pit bull would win hands down.
This all depends on whether they would fight i reckon the chimp would just run away or hid in a tree.|||You don't say if there are any trees around because it makes a difference. The chimp would swing on a branch and kick the pitbull in the head as it was p-ssing on the tree trunk, knocking it out|||If you don't like your biology teacher, tell your parents about this assignment and get his sick a** fired for raising this question.|||An American pitbull terrier they were bred for bull baiting nd are commonly used for hunting/pigging|||I have a pitbull rottweiler mix, the dog would definitely win!|||tHE DOGGIE!!it got pitbull power|||yeh id go for the chimp. lol it would be fun to watch
hey can you answer my question
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100123073239AAQqH2j|||Certainly a pitbull.|||Pitbull ?|||The chimp would pick up the machine gun and blow the pitbulls brain out.|||L O L|||chimp, they have a much more develped brain as well as opposable thumbs and HUGE teeth|||i say chimp because they have the intelligence the pit bull doesn't(:|||the chimp would kick ***. end of story.|||pitbull all the way=)
its stronger..:)|||the chimp|||chimpanzees totally kick the pittbull's a**.
in my head i'm visualizing like King Kong slapping a dog...
with a pancake|||A much 'smarter' Chimp.....!!|||A chimp would go ape sh*t on the pitbull.|||My money is on the pitbull.|||A chimp! didnt they see what it did to that womans face?!?!?!|||depends on how vicious they are|||chimps are smarter.|||chimpanzee they go crazy
but id put my money on a ham and cheese sandwich
How well can a chimpanzee Communicate with a person using sign language compared to how a deaf person?
communicates with a person using sign language|||Not very well. Some chimpanzees have learned some sign language but it took them a very long time to do it. There is an excellent new book on the evolution of language called "Adam's Tongue" by Derek Bickerton which discusses sign langage use in chimpanzees. It is well worth reading. Bickerton writes very well and is easy to understand.
My wife said a chimpanzee would be a gentler, more attentive lover than me; did she just admit infidelity?
Or am I overreacting?|||A girl can dream, darling.
You should check what kind of romance novels she's reading, though.
(((Jack)))|||Well, there you go, darling...she's just fantasizing. Not to worry!!
Thank you, darling!!!
(((Jack)))
|||She said she wants you to pay more attention to her desires than your own. Talk about what she wants when she is in bed before you do anything the next time. She has not cheated yet. But if you don't start paying attention to what she wants you are going to be alone.|||Infidelity AND bestiality luv.
I reckon you should get even with her and find yourself some monkey lovin'.........see ya at 8.|||That dirty wh0re likened me to a chimp??? Wait'll I...
Um, I mean...Oh, that's just like an expression and stuff. You should be more attentive, I think.|||LOL ! epic ! pure epicness!|||No only that she had a life before you and she knows that '
you are rough compare to the other one.
Take Care.|||Did she say a chimpanzee was a better lover or that he would be?|||Sounds more like a suggestion or a cry for help.|||Sounds like someone's looking for some wild monkey love........|||Hmmmm, maybe she meant an Orangutan.
So that's where Uncle Wayne has been!|||maybe? or she was trying get hint to you that your doing it wrong
You should check what kind of romance novels she's reading, though.
(((Jack)))|||Well, there you go, darling...she's just fantasizing. Not to worry!!
Thank you, darling!!!
(((Jack)))
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|||She said she wants you to pay more attention to her desires than your own. Talk about what she wants when she is in bed before you do anything the next time. She has not cheated yet. But if you don't start paying attention to what she wants you are going to be alone.|||Infidelity AND bestiality luv.
I reckon you should get even with her and find yourself some monkey lovin'.........see ya at 8.|||That dirty wh0re likened me to a chimp??? Wait'll I...
Um, I mean...Oh, that's just like an expression and stuff. You should be more attentive, I think.|||LOL ! epic ! pure epicness!|||No only that she had a life before you and she knows that '
you are rough compare to the other one.
Take Care.|||Did she say a chimpanzee was a better lover or that he would be?|||Sounds more like a suggestion or a cry for help.|||Sounds like someone's looking for some wild monkey love........|||Hmmmm, maybe she meant an Orangutan.
So that's where Uncle Wayne has been!|||maybe? or she was trying get hint to you that your doing it wrong
Is it racism to call a chimpanzee a monkey just because he doesn't have a tail.?
Is an orangutan on the same level in the evolutionary chain as a chimpanzee? Only from a different branch. Which are closer to reaching a stage in the chain where they may be admitted or accepted in heaven?|||That would be specism.|||As a white male I don't believe I'm qualified to address questions concerning racism.|||Animals are already in heaven. It's called Nature. And we are in hell because we were removed from nature.|||There is no heaven, your question is irrelevant to evolution. They are different genera, they cannot have races. If they were subspecies of each other then yes you could call it racism, but only if it was discriminatory to on subspecies or the other.
Edit: (After an ad hominin attack in own question)
Subspecies and races are the same thing, they can interbreed and have offspring. Science does not care about being politically correct so calm down. I wouldn't even consider you do be a different race/subspecies, don't imply racism where there is none, it make you look stupid.|||no he doesnt care what you say. He isnt human.|||Monkey isn't a race. Chimp isn't a race. To answer your question... no.|||Let it go Sha.
All believers go to heaven. Why care what others think?|||Part 1) Well, chimps and monkeys are different species, not different races within the same species - so, no, it isn't a racist remark. I guess you could call it specieist.
Part 2) Also, there aren't really "levels" in the evolutionary chain. Evolution is just the process of species adapting to best thrive in their unique environment. The chimp and orangutan are in different branches yes. But you can't really say one is "higher" or "superior" to the other. The chimp thrives in his specific environment (Africa) and the orangutan in his (SE Asia). If you swapped them, probably neither would fare well (without more evolution). The only possible exception might be humans who have evolved to thrive in multiple environments - that you could probably consider "superior." (Tho we're not too good if you toss us in the ocean.)
Part 3) I think only humans, chess-playing computer-programs, and self-aware androids can get into heaven.
Edit: (After an ad hominin attack in own question)
Subspecies and races are the same thing, they can interbreed and have offspring. Science does not care about being politically correct so calm down. I wouldn't even consider you do be a different race/subspecies, don't imply racism where there is none, it make you look stupid.|||no he doesnt care what you say. He isnt human.|||Monkey isn't a race. Chimp isn't a race. To answer your question... no.|||Let it go Sha.
All believers go to heaven. Why care what others think?|||Part 1) Well, chimps and monkeys are different species, not different races within the same species - so, no, it isn't a racist remark. I guess you could call it specieist.
Part 2) Also, there aren't really "levels" in the evolutionary chain. Evolution is just the process of species adapting to best thrive in their unique environment. The chimp and orangutan are in different branches yes. But you can't really say one is "higher" or "superior" to the other. The chimp thrives in his specific environment (Africa) and the orangutan in his (SE Asia). If you swapped them, probably neither would fare well (without more evolution). The only possible exception might be humans who have evolved to thrive in multiple environments - that you could probably consider "superior." (Tho we're not too good if you toss us in the ocean.)
Part 3) I think only humans, chess-playing computer-programs, and self-aware androids can get into heaven.
Why did God put endogenous retroviruses at the same locations in both Human and Chimpanzee genetic makeup?
Is he trying to confuse us?|||'"Okay now lets make the Chimp and Human DNA so similar, but the creatures so obviously different and let see how they stretch their "theory" to cover this"'
So you're saying your god is a deceiver, the author of lies?
Good thing that chimpanzees and humans are not "so obviously different" that a millions of years of divergent evolution doesn't fit the theory of evolution perfectly.|||Well, see, Adam-chimp and Eve-chimp used to be in this garden where there was no sickness, but they chose to eat the banana from the banana tree of knowledge of good and evil -- the original chimp sin, which brought disease and death into their world.
Oh, wait, that's another story, huh? Sorry.
Um, gee, since all disease came into the world as a result of Adam and Eve sinning, and chimps had nothing to do with that, I guess...the whole story is ridiculous nonsense.
Peace.|||Must be since they are not in a direct line with Man on this fantastical assent of man chart
Propably the same reson He made their DNA similar
"Okay now lets make the Chimp and Human DNA so similar, but the creatures so obviously different and let see how they stretch their "theory" to cover this"|||Because God is a massive dick that does his best to convince people he doesn't exist and then punishes them for falling for his tricks. For example, he punishes Adam and Eve for doing something they didn't know was wrong until they committed the sin. What a dick!|||"Is he trying to confuse us?"
No. Neither is Satan.
What is reality should not be denied.|||evolution is fake!|||NO, no, Satan did that. Although I don't know where he found the time. What with all the fossil planting and all.|||It's only confusing to those who don't see that genetic make-up is where the similarities between Humans, and the rest of the Animal Kingdom end. Humans are not 100% physical beings, as the rest of creatures on Earth are.|||You seem already confused from the many holes and gaps in evolution, I don't think God has to do anything to confuse you.
By the way though, satan is the author of confusion. Sure your hanging out with the right crowd?
So you're saying your god is a deceiver, the author of lies?
Good thing that chimpanzees and humans are not "so obviously different" that a millions of years of divergent evolution doesn't fit the theory of evolution perfectly.|||Well, see, Adam-chimp and Eve-chimp used to be in this garden where there was no sickness, but they chose to eat the banana from the banana tree of knowledge of good and evil -- the original chimp sin, which brought disease and death into their world.
Oh, wait, that's another story, huh? Sorry.
Um, gee, since all disease came into the world as a result of Adam and Eve sinning, and chimps had nothing to do with that, I guess...the whole story is ridiculous nonsense.
Peace.|||Must be since they are not in a direct line with Man on this fantastical assent of man chart
Propably the same reson He made their DNA similar
"Okay now lets make the Chimp and Human DNA so similar, but the creatures so obviously different and let see how they stretch their "theory" to cover this"|||Because God is a massive dick that does his best to convince people he doesn't exist and then punishes them for falling for his tricks. For example, he punishes Adam and Eve for doing something they didn't know was wrong until they committed the sin. What a dick!|||"Is he trying to confuse us?"
No. Neither is Satan.
What is reality should not be denied.|||evolution is fake!|||NO, no, Satan did that. Although I don't know where he found the time. What with all the fossil planting and all.|||It's only confusing to those who don't see that genetic make-up is where the similarities between Humans, and the rest of the Animal Kingdom end. Humans are not 100% physical beings, as the rest of creatures on Earth are.|||You seem already confused from the many holes and gaps in evolution, I don't think God has to do anything to confuse you.
By the way though, satan is the author of confusion. Sure your hanging out with the right crowd?
Who would win in a fight to the death between a man and a chimpanzee?
Fight between a 200 lb man and a 110 lb Chimp. this fight is to take place in an open field with no weapons.|||chimpanzees are wild animals.. stronger than grown men and with no inhibitions what-so-ever. they are more aggressive on a primitive level, a man would naturally have some fear, even if he said he didn't he would, the chimp would not.. the chimp would not fight in a traditional manner, what i am saying is that although chimps are similar in build to humans, they would not use traditional katas or techniques making it hard for even a trained fighter to fight and see what is coming.. plus the sheer strength would be hard to overcome...
interesting question though, really enjoyed contemplating it :)|||an adult male chimpanzee is five times as strong as the strongest man, so you figure it out! Ever since that Connecticut chimp attack, ppl have been asking this and its stupid. Save us time by not asking if Bruce Lee could beat Pogo the Chimp. The answer is no. Pogo wins.
You would need a gun to fight off a chimp- I am not sure that a good knife fighter could use a knife on a chimp successfully.
The strongest, toughest human being is not a wild animal!|||chimp - provided that the chimp was as aggressive as the man as animals don't naturally fight for sport so it would need some motivation before it would kick butt|||it depends..if the man is a really good brazilian jujitsu practitioner..because the monkey is just gonna jump on him and try to rip his face off...and the man will be on the bottom|||Have you not seen that lady whose FACE WAS RIPPED OFF
Well, if that man was somone like me, then the man. Depends on a lot of things. Very Broad question.|||The man would waste the Chimpanzee because people are more tactical than animals.
interesting question though, really enjoyed contemplating it :)|||an adult male chimpanzee is five times as strong as the strongest man, so you figure it out! Ever since that Connecticut chimp attack, ppl have been asking this and its stupid. Save us time by not asking if Bruce Lee could beat Pogo the Chimp. The answer is no. Pogo wins.
You would need a gun to fight off a chimp- I am not sure that a good knife fighter could use a knife on a chimp successfully.
The strongest, toughest human being is not a wild animal!|||chimp - provided that the chimp was as aggressive as the man as animals don't naturally fight for sport so it would need some motivation before it would kick butt|||it depends..if the man is a really good brazilian jujitsu practitioner..because the monkey is just gonna jump on him and try to rip his face off...and the man will be on the bottom|||Have you not seen that lady whose FACE WAS RIPPED OFF
Well, if that man was somone like me, then the man. Depends on a lot of things. Very Broad question.|||The man would waste the Chimpanzee because people are more tactical than animals.
Who would win in a fight to the death between a man and a chimpanzee?
The man weighing 220 lbs and the chimp weighing 110 lbs. The fight will take place in an open field with no weapons.|||The chimpanzee would have the advantage, seeing as how they are considered to be twice as strong as a human pound for pound, not to mention faster. However, if the man had an experienced fighting background, he may be able to out-maneuver the chimp in a brawl. Most likely though, I would bet on the chimp.|||the chimp, its brutal force and wild reaction would be to much for a man with any common sense or feeling and nerves
Who would win in a fight to the death between a man and a chimpanzee?
This is an average 110 pound chimp and a 220 pound man. no weapons. the fight would be in an open field.|||my money is on the man. he doesn't fight fair!|||the chimp, they kill men all the time. they start by ripping out the genitals, then the face/eyes|||My money is on the chimp, those things are fierce.|||Man|||I kinda think the chimp- like that lady who was attacked by her pet chimp...|||depends on how fast the chimp is. Probably the chimp, but man has a chance.|||Chimps are known for their vicous raids on other chimp communities and human underestimate the amount of strength that even small chimps have, even though I would want the man to win he couldn't against the chimp.
How Strong is a retarded chimpanzee?
If a retarded person is 10 times stronger than a normal human, and a chimpanzee is 10 times stronger than a normal person?|||There is actually a quantum limit to the increase of strength a retard can possess. This is true no matter what species you are questioning.For this reason a retarded chimp would only be as strong as the physical limitations will allow. However this is still stronger then a retarded person but not near as strong as Chuck Norris.
Where can I buy a chimpanzee?
Could anyone tell me where I could buy a chimpanzee? Also, I assume you need a license or permit, where could you get that?|||Ever since the Travis the Chimp incident a couple years ago most municipalities have made it very difficult for private parties to keep and own exotic pets.That and international law is cracking down on the capture and trade of exotic animals.|||Don't do it. You can't keep a chimp for longer than five years, and it's ridiculously hard to care for them, let alone get a permit. You'd be taking a wild animal who misses his family into a strange place with inadequate care and 'imitation environment enrichment'. It's sickening. You'll pay thousands for at least an acre of free space, toys, special veterinary care, diet, and you'll have to give your chimp away when they get too big. Which is, very, very soon. So you'll basically be breaking this creature's heart TWICE.
Don't do it.|||Start saving, when the chimp freaks out and eats your best friend's face, it's gonna cost you $50 million. Unless it goes after you, then the reconstructive surgery might be a little cheaper. Once you get that together, THEN go look for a permit.
Chimpanzees are not cute and cuddly, they can literally tear your arm off.|||YOU can't buy one. You couldn't look after one if you did. If you were capable of either action you wouldn't be asking on Yahoo answers. Go get a pet monkey app for your phone or somthing.|||You can buy the product from amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/?_encoding=UTF8%26amp;ta鈥?/a>|||A black market exotic animal broker. You will need special/mafia connections. Good luck with the poo.|||In a fish and chimp shop?
Don't do it.|||Start saving, when the chimp freaks out and eats your best friend's face, it's gonna cost you $50 million. Unless it goes after you, then the reconstructive surgery might be a little cheaper. Once you get that together, THEN go look for a permit.
Chimpanzees are not cute and cuddly, they can literally tear your arm off.|||YOU can't buy one. You couldn't look after one if you did. If you were capable of either action you wouldn't be asking on Yahoo answers. Go get a pet monkey app for your phone or somthing.|||You can buy the product from amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/?_encoding=UTF8%26amp;ta鈥?/a>|||A black market exotic animal broker. You will need special/mafia connections. Good luck with the poo.|||In a fish and chimp shop?
Based on DNA, is it a pig or a chimpanzee that is the most similar to humans?
Me and my friend had an argument in which I have claimed that pigs have the most similar DNA to humans. My friend said that it's chimpanzees that have the most similar DNA. Who's right?|||The answer is Chimpanzees. In fact very recently a lot of knowledge has been acquired about the Y chromosomes from the studies of chimps. It has been shown that this is the fastest evolving chromosome in their body and this finding is believed to be applicable to the human Y chromosome as well|||A Chimp are our closest relatives, however medical professionals discuss the similarities of human anatomy and a pig's internal organs.
There has been many discussions on how a human heart and a pigs heart are almost identical in its functions.|||chimpanzees definately|||i'm guessing monkeys... but our bodies are somehow similar in proportion to pigs, so we can use them for some transplants.. so i've heard... but i don't really know.. :D|||It's a chimp|||Chimps win, but pigs are close to us in taste. Boiled or roasted.|||you x
There has been many discussions on how a human heart and a pigs heart are almost identical in its functions.|||chimpanzees definately|||i'm guessing monkeys... but our bodies are somehow similar in proportion to pigs, so we can use them for some transplants.. so i've heard... but i don't really know.. :D|||It's a chimp|||Chimps win, but pigs are close to us in taste. Boiled or roasted.|||you x
Approximately what percentage of the human genome is identical to that of a chimpanzee?
a. 98.8%
b. 88.5%
c. 92.0%
d. 62.3%
e. 50.0%
I think it is D. I think I remember my professor saying something about that, but I can't find the answer in my book. Thanks for any help!|||Go with a. This is my field of research. Depending on what method is used, different numbers come out, but it's in the very high 90's.|||The 'official' answer is A; but a lot depends on what your definition of 'identical' is, and which data set you're using. For example, the '99.8%' figure is based on a small number of restriction enzyme comparisons and predates the Human Genome Project. If you look at actual base pair matching, any two humans are probably less than 99.8% identical.|||Definitely A|||About 99%
According to the choice no. a|||I pretty sure its A.|||im learning that too, it was 98%. Thats what I know is a fact
b. 88.5%
c. 92.0%
d. 62.3%
e. 50.0%
I think it is D. I think I remember my professor saying something about that, but I can't find the answer in my book. Thanks for any help!|||Go with a. This is my field of research. Depending on what method is used, different numbers come out, but it's in the very high 90's.|||The 'official' answer is A; but a lot depends on what your definition of 'identical' is, and which data set you're using. For example, the '99.8%' figure is based on a small number of restriction enzyme comparisons and predates the Human Genome Project. If you look at actual base pair matching, any two humans are probably less than 99.8% identical.|||Definitely A|||About 99%
According to the choice no. a|||I pretty sure its A.|||im learning that too, it was 98%. Thats what I know is a fact
How does human communication differ from chimpanzee communication?
Chimpanzees feel emotions much like we do- they work together in cooperative groups, they mourn the loss of a family member together, they feel commitment and loyalty, they get angry and jealous as we do. They communicate their emotions through facial expressions primarily, and body motions and movement. For instance, when they bare their teeth, that means they are scared and/or angry. It almost looks as though they are smiling! They do not possess the vocal chords necessary for speech as we do, other than grunts and "growls" and hollers. Chimps will make an "ooh ooh ooh" sound when they are excited or alarmed, either positively or negatively. While they cannot speak in words, it is clear when you observe chimpanzees that they communicate just as much as we do and that their emotions are very obvious. They are fascinating creatures! And brilliant!|||well, I believe we communicate slightly better what with the talking and all.
Would a wild chimpanzee make a nice house pet?
I just think 2 or 3 chimpanzees running around the house would be awesome! Whatcha think?|||no may not own Obama he will not make a good house pet sorry if it offended but i thought it would be funny watch the movie buddy its a true story about this lady owning chimps it will show u how danrouse it is|||Chimpanzee and monkey infants are irresistibly cute, and it might seem that raising one would be just like raising a human child. As infants, chimpanzees are affectionate, needy, and a delight to interact with. But chimpanzees grow up fast, and their unique intelligence makes it difficult to keep them stimulated and satisfied in a human environment. By age 5 they are stronger than most human adults. They become destructive and resentful of discipline. They can, and will, bite. Chimpanzee owners have lost fingers and suffered severe facial damage.|||No, I don't think any wild animal should be a 'pet'. They my seem cute, but they would be miserable living as a captive animal. :-(|||No.
They belong on the wild,
not being someones house pet.|||How can you call your mum a house pet? THATS UNACCEPTABLY RUDE. Go punish yourself|||No. They're called *wild* for a reason.|||Yupp that's a great idea man and when it tears up your face well there you have it|||omg no don't even ask that just to be mean to someome|||troll
They belong on the wild,
not being someones house pet.|||How can you call your mum a house pet? THATS UNACCEPTABLY RUDE. Go punish yourself|||No. They're called *wild* for a reason.|||Yupp that's a great idea man and when it tears up your face well there you have it|||omg no don't even ask that just to be mean to someome|||troll
Did Michael Jackson learn any of his dance moves from a chimpanzee?
Michael had a home theatre at his Neverlands Ranch where he could have watched numerous wildlife documentaries. Some of those animals really seemed to know how to move all right especially when they were being chased by a hungry predator.
The chimps looked good in the trees when we saw scenes from the jungle.
Also Michael and had a pet chimp called "Bubbles". Is it possible that Michael learnt some of his routines by imitating his pet monkey?|||Haha! no he got inspired by several dancers. but who knows...maybe he got a couple moves from them. haha
He took the moonwalk from kids in the ghetto and popularized it.
As for the other moves I heard he was inspired by Charles Washington, the guy who created the robot.
As for Popping It was probably invented by the Electric Boogaloos.
And finally Locking, invented by Don Campbell.
The chimps looked good in the trees when we saw scenes from the jungle.
Also Michael and had a pet chimp called "Bubbles". Is it possible that Michael learnt some of his routines by imitating his pet monkey?|||Haha! no he got inspired by several dancers. but who knows...maybe he got a couple moves from them. haha
He took the moonwalk from kids in the ghetto and popularized it.
As for the other moves I heard he was inspired by Charles Washington, the guy who created the robot.
As for Popping It was probably invented by the Electric Boogaloos.
And finally Locking, invented by Don Campbell.
What is the difference between a yahoo troll and a chimpanzee ?
chimpanzees have brains and uses it
Trolls dont use theres they just like to delete peoples questions all the time because they never have anything better to do because they are so sad|||A chimpanzee can be trained to type coherent sentences on a computer.|||chimpanzees can't internets
also reported|||chimpanzees are smarter..
Trolls dont use theres they just like to delete peoples questions all the time because they never have anything better to do because they are so sad|||A chimpanzee can be trained to type coherent sentences on a computer.|||chimpanzees can't internets
also reported|||chimpanzees are smarter..
Christians: How do you feel about you and your families DNA being 98% identical to chimpanzee DNA?
Did they evolve from you or did you evolve from them?|||Morphologically, humans resemble chimpanzees more than they do any other species currently alive on Earth. The average body weight of chimps and humans is similar. So is the structure of all major organs inside the main body cavity. Therefore, from a biblical perspective, it's not at all surprising that human DNA and chimpanzee DNA show remarkable similarity. New research, however, indicates that the wide advertised 96 percent similarity between chimpanzee and human DNA is greatly exaggerated. Such claims are based on small segments of human and chimpanzee genomes where common sense dictates that similarities would be the greatest. While comparisons between the complete human genome and the complete chimpanzee have only recently begun, the most complete comparisons performed this far indicate that the degree of similarity is more like 85 to 90 percent.
Dissimilarity is especially pronounced for gene expression patterns that govern brain structure and activity. The human brain, unlike the brains of chimpanzees or any species that has ever lived, possesses structures to sustain spiritual activity, meditation, analysis, mathematics, logic, complex language development, and communication. The gene expression patterns responsible for these structures are unique to humans. The biblical creation model predicts that as geneticists look deeper into the genomes the great apes and the hominids that preceded humanity, they will continue to confirm that the human species is genetically distinct, not linked through natural evolutionary descent to other primates. The biblical model predicts that future genetic research will attests humanities uniqueness, a special creation in whom the Creator made appropriate use of similar or identical genetic designs He had already optimized for other species.|||Only special pleading can allow you to come up with this conclusion. There are a lot of differences between a chimp and a man. 98% sounds very similar, but there are still millions of nucleotides that are different. Furthermore, there is still some debate on that 98%.
I don't understand how evolutionists can think DNA is evidence for evolution. Do you know how information-rich DNA is? Do you know how tiny it is? Imagine writing a story and putting it on a book that is so small you need a microscope to read it. What would you say when someone said that the book evolved? Their proof of this claim is that the story is 98% similar to another story on another tiny book.|||It just shows the wisdom of God in that He created the same building blocks which are able to be used for the creation of all physical life.
Bricks, mortar, cement, glass, tiles and steel can be used to build a hospital or a jail but they are not to be confused as identical just because the use the same materials.|||A recent analysis of the DNA of chimpanzees and orangutans, as well as of certain monkeys and macaques, has revealed that their genetic makeup is not as similar to man’s as scientists once thought. “Large differences in DNA, not small ones, separate apes and monkeys from both humans and each other,” says Britain’s New Scientist magazine. “There are large deletions and insertions sprinkled throughout the chromosome,” explains Kelly Frazer of Perlegen Sciences, the California, U.S.A., company that did the analysis. New Scientist characterized the differences as a “yawning gap [that] divides monkeys and us.”
Chimpanzees still can not talk with a large vocabulary of words, make life changing decisions, or know right from wrong. No matter what evolutionists believe. A chimpanzee will always give birth to a chimpanzee. A human will always give birth to a human baby. No scientist has ever shown a chimpanzee give birth to a human baby because it is not possible! Evidence shows is all I am saying.|||Did you know that the chimp DNA is 115% longer than the human DNA, that the chimp has 24 Chromosomes to the human 23, that a 1.5 % difference would be 42,000,000 differences and that the chimps DNA makes proteins which are 75% different than the human DNA.
And you are going to bet your eternal destiny on a belief that you learned in school from people that hate God and are lost.
I am so glad that God sent Jesus to earth to die for my sins and that I have trusted in Him.
Praise God The Creator of Heaven and Earth, Praise Jesus Who Died for my sins as The Perfect Lamb of God and Praise The Holy Spirit who quickened me so that I could see it.|||Aaah- "genetic inflation", eh?
Two years ago in here all the evolution crazies were saying we shared 92% of the same DNA with the chimps; now - and just 2 years later - it's "98%". Wow.
Moving those goal posts to kick a field goal just gets easier and easier when you think you can just make sh!t up and pass it off as "fact".
We share 50% (2007 figure) the same DNA with bananas; I suppose there's room for the assertion that we share a common ancestry with bananas, too?|||I feel pretty good about it, actually. Chimpanzees don't commit murder, they don't commit rape (as they are only following the continuing the species) They neither cheat or lie.......... the list goes on. But the other 98% is all good!|||Evolutionists claim they evolved from apes or somesuch.
Then their DNA would be 100% identical.
From the way they reason it would appear credible in their cases.|||98%=100% chimpanzee
2% more = Christian
So, what's lacking in you, that you're not Christian? Would you say 1.999999...n.th. power % ?|||Eh, they'd have to know what dna is to have a real opinion, and statistically christians are not very educated so how could they know?|||When you find a chimp that has a spirit and knows there is a God and a conscience then it will be significant. Although you will not find those things in DNA.|||but differences are 42 million nucleotides (however you spell it) just 3 or 4 nucleotides are fatal differences, this is more evidence to a similar design, which points more to creation than evolution.|||That would explain the mysterious noises they make when snoring!
Other than that, I'm cool with having a 98% similar genetic code with them.|||Great. Its good to know we have some more cousins to keep up the family traditions if we wipe ourselves out with swine flu or the like.|||That I'm glad I have that alternate 2%.|||Good luck getting a thoughtful, rational answer to this question.|||It makes no difference to me. So we have 98% of the same DNA. The Lord must have made us the same time. Also if we evolved from monkeys than why are they still here?!?!?!|||Silly Matt - everyone knows that's the side of the family where evolutionists came from.
We know our side was all human (sorry about yours).|||Doesn't bother me at all.|||I guess that God love chimpanzees too.|||I always knew that, is obama 100%|||and they have eye, ears, mouth, hair, bones, the list goes on|||That's wright (98% not 100%...So its still in the limbo................|||Are you saying I have a monkey's butt?|||Neither. God created chimps and us.|||I don't give it much thought at all|||back to 80 years old|||i doubt you aint included in that 2%|||I have passed the point of trying to argue argainst christianity with logic. People have done that for 200 years now. Do they care about logic? A bunch of them does. The hardcore ones we are trying to reach are completely immune against any form of common sense though.|||God works in mysterious ways and it is not ours to question his motives or methods.
Dissimilarity is especially pronounced for gene expression patterns that govern brain structure and activity. The human brain, unlike the brains of chimpanzees or any species that has ever lived, possesses structures to sustain spiritual activity, meditation, analysis, mathematics, logic, complex language development, and communication. The gene expression patterns responsible for these structures are unique to humans. The biblical creation model predicts that as geneticists look deeper into the genomes the great apes and the hominids that preceded humanity, they will continue to confirm that the human species is genetically distinct, not linked through natural evolutionary descent to other primates. The biblical model predicts that future genetic research will attests humanities uniqueness, a special creation in whom the Creator made appropriate use of similar or identical genetic designs He had already optimized for other species.|||Only special pleading can allow you to come up with this conclusion. There are a lot of differences between a chimp and a man. 98% sounds very similar, but there are still millions of nucleotides that are different. Furthermore, there is still some debate on that 98%.
I don't understand how evolutionists can think DNA is evidence for evolution. Do you know how information-rich DNA is? Do you know how tiny it is? Imagine writing a story and putting it on a book that is so small you need a microscope to read it. What would you say when someone said that the book evolved? Their proof of this claim is that the story is 98% similar to another story on another tiny book.|||It just shows the wisdom of God in that He created the same building blocks which are able to be used for the creation of all physical life.
Bricks, mortar, cement, glass, tiles and steel can be used to build a hospital or a jail but they are not to be confused as identical just because the use the same materials.|||A recent analysis of the DNA of chimpanzees and orangutans, as well as of certain monkeys and macaques, has revealed that their genetic makeup is not as similar to man’s as scientists once thought. “Large differences in DNA, not small ones, separate apes and monkeys from both humans and each other,” says Britain’s New Scientist magazine. “There are large deletions and insertions sprinkled throughout the chromosome,” explains Kelly Frazer of Perlegen Sciences, the California, U.S.A., company that did the analysis. New Scientist characterized the differences as a “yawning gap [that] divides monkeys and us.”
Chimpanzees still can not talk with a large vocabulary of words, make life changing decisions, or know right from wrong. No matter what evolutionists believe. A chimpanzee will always give birth to a chimpanzee. A human will always give birth to a human baby. No scientist has ever shown a chimpanzee give birth to a human baby because it is not possible! Evidence shows is all I am saying.|||Did you know that the chimp DNA is 115% longer than the human DNA, that the chimp has 24 Chromosomes to the human 23, that a 1.5 % difference would be 42,000,000 differences and that the chimps DNA makes proteins which are 75% different than the human DNA.
And you are going to bet your eternal destiny on a belief that you learned in school from people that hate God and are lost.
I am so glad that God sent Jesus to earth to die for my sins and that I have trusted in Him.
Praise God The Creator of Heaven and Earth, Praise Jesus Who Died for my sins as The Perfect Lamb of God and Praise The Holy Spirit who quickened me so that I could see it.|||Aaah- "genetic inflation", eh?
Two years ago in here all the evolution crazies were saying we shared 92% of the same DNA with the chimps; now - and just 2 years later - it's "98%". Wow.
Moving those goal posts to kick a field goal just gets easier and easier when you think you can just make sh!t up and pass it off as "fact".
We share 50% (2007 figure) the same DNA with bananas; I suppose there's room for the assertion that we share a common ancestry with bananas, too?|||I feel pretty good about it, actually. Chimpanzees don't commit murder, they don't commit rape (as they are only following the continuing the species) They neither cheat or lie.......... the list goes on. But the other 98% is all good!|||Evolutionists claim they evolved from apes or somesuch.
Then their DNA would be 100% identical.
From the way they reason it would appear credible in their cases.|||98%=100% chimpanzee
2% more = Christian
So, what's lacking in you, that you're not Christian? Would you say 1.999999...n.th. power % ?|||Eh, they'd have to know what dna is to have a real opinion, and statistically christians are not very educated so how could they know?|||When you find a chimp that has a spirit and knows there is a God and a conscience then it will be significant. Although you will not find those things in DNA.|||but differences are 42 million nucleotides (however you spell it) just 3 or 4 nucleotides are fatal differences, this is more evidence to a similar design, which points more to creation than evolution.|||That would explain the mysterious noises they make when snoring!
Other than that, I'm cool with having a 98% similar genetic code with them.|||Great. Its good to know we have some more cousins to keep up the family traditions if we wipe ourselves out with swine flu or the like.|||That I'm glad I have that alternate 2%.|||Good luck getting a thoughtful, rational answer to this question.|||It makes no difference to me. So we have 98% of the same DNA. The Lord must have made us the same time. Also if we evolved from monkeys than why are they still here?!?!?!|||Silly Matt - everyone knows that's the side of the family where evolutionists came from.
We know our side was all human (sorry about yours).|||Doesn't bother me at all.|||I guess that God love chimpanzees too.|||I always knew that, is obama 100%|||and they have eye, ears, mouth, hair, bones, the list goes on|||That's wright (98% not 100%...So its still in the limbo................|||Are you saying I have a monkey's butt?|||Neither. God created chimps and us.|||I don't give it much thought at all|||back to 80 years old|||i doubt you aint included in that 2%|||I have passed the point of trying to argue argainst christianity with logic. People have done that for 200 years now. Do they care about logic? A bunch of them does. The hardcore ones we are trying to reach are completely immune against any form of common sense though.|||God works in mysterious ways and it is not ours to question his motives or methods.
How can I tell the difference between a chimpanzee and President George Bush?
Great question!
i think the diff is that chimp is useful for scientists and thus for humanity and Bush of course is not.|||Body language.|||The chimpanzee speaks better English.|||One is an animal that can hardly communicate and is prone to fits of rage in the wild. The other is a chimpanzee...|||chimp will be smarter|||Well they look same.. There is only one way.. Offer peanuts to both. who ever take it is Chimpanzee. If both took it then no real way to find out|||george bush has a tendency to flip things off.
http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/jo鈥?/a>|||With great difficulty im afraid. The chimpanzee could run the country better though!|||there isn't any, and here is the picture that proves that..on this link|||One is more intelligent than a monkey.
The other lives in the White House.|||Most chimps can pronounce the word nuclear correctly....Bush cannot. Best answer???|||LOL
gd question
u cant tell coz there is no diff
jkjk|||the eyes. one doesn't have evil in his eyes.|||The chimp is smarter.|||The Chimp has intelligent conversations.|||u cant their both stupid|||george bush:
taller
wears suits
has a texan accent
$50 haircut
lives in DC
chimp:
better foreign policy|||No chimp ever started a war.|||Besides being more attractive and valuing human life more, the chimp also has better english and doesn't waste tax-payer dollars.|||One of them can think without smoke coming out of its ears. Clue: it's not a president.
i think the diff is that chimp is useful for scientists and thus for humanity and Bush of course is not.|||Body language.|||The chimpanzee speaks better English.|||One is an animal that can hardly communicate and is prone to fits of rage in the wild. The other is a chimpanzee...|||chimp will be smarter|||Well they look same.. There is only one way.. Offer peanuts to both. who ever take it is Chimpanzee. If both took it then no real way to find out|||george bush has a tendency to flip things off.
http://www.themoderatevoice.com/files/jo鈥?/a>|||With great difficulty im afraid. The chimpanzee could run the country better though!|||there isn't any, and here is the picture that proves that..on this link|||One is more intelligent than a monkey.
The other lives in the White House.|||Most chimps can pronounce the word nuclear correctly....Bush cannot. Best answer???|||LOL
gd question
u cant tell coz there is no diff
jkjk|||the eyes. one doesn't have evil in his eyes.|||The chimp is smarter.|||The Chimp has intelligent conversations.|||u cant their both stupid|||george bush:
taller
wears suits
has a texan accent
$50 haircut
lives in DC
chimp:
better foreign policy|||No chimp ever started a war.|||Besides being more attractive and valuing human life more, the chimp also has better english and doesn't waste tax-payer dollars.|||One of them can think without smoke coming out of its ears. Clue: it's not a president.
Why is a Chimpanzee allowed to become president of the most powerful country in the world?
Because the zookeepers haven't realized he's escaped from the zoo yet.|||Somewhere in Texas a zoo is missing a chimp
|||Oh and you think you could do better? Ha|||we have a twisted society|||Bonzo?|||He isn't. But I guess you support the lesbian senator from New York, don't you? I bet even support her lying husband as well. Not to mention the former Vice-President who smokes grass and his fat wife who loves to ban freedom of speech.
Bet you didn't know Clinton had the power to eliminate Osama Bin Laden twice and did nothing to stop him, did you? In 1993 after he claimed responsibility for attempting to blow up the World Trade Center and again in 1997 for attacking the USS Cole in Yemen. Bet you forgot about that as well.
You probably listen to CNN, Fox News and even read the New York Times and the Associated Press as well?
You believe the press because you want to. They are the biggest supporters of lying democrats that cater to every political correctness there is. Also the Clinton's support the homosexual movement in this country.|||Vincente Foxe is not a chimpanzee though he may try and act like a monkey and Mexico is not the most powerful country in the world.
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|||Oh and you think you could do better? Ha|||we have a twisted society|||Bonzo?|||He isn't. But I guess you support the lesbian senator from New York, don't you? I bet even support her lying husband as well. Not to mention the former Vice-President who smokes grass and his fat wife who loves to ban freedom of speech.
Bet you didn't know Clinton had the power to eliminate Osama Bin Laden twice and did nothing to stop him, did you? In 1993 after he claimed responsibility for attempting to blow up the World Trade Center and again in 1997 for attacking the USS Cole in Yemen. Bet you forgot about that as well.
You probably listen to CNN, Fox News and even read the New York Times and the Associated Press as well?
You believe the press because you want to. They are the biggest supporters of lying democrats that cater to every political correctness there is. Also the Clinton's support the homosexual movement in this country.|||Vincente Foxe is not a chimpanzee though he may try and act like a monkey and Mexico is not the most powerful country in the world.
Have you seen the picture of the chimpanzee performing dentistry on another chimpanzee who had a sore tooth?
what does this mean?|||It means he saw some food stuck to the tooth that looked rather tasty. lol :-)|||No, I dont know|||Someone is good at photoshop.|||It means evolution is still happening. There are also apes who are using spears for fishing as well and others that use a variety of tools.
By the way, the existence of evolution does not preclude the existence of God. In fact, in my opinion it confirms it. This might seem to go against the orthodox Christian teaching that God made everything perfect in form but that is only if the word "perfect" translates to "never-changing." Nowhere in the bible does it say it does. Wouldn't perfect make more sense to mean able to adapt and change?|||Not surprising. They're our closest relative.|||Ever see the elephant paint?|||No I haven't, have you?|||What does this "question" mean? I think I have an idea.
By the way, the existence of evolution does not preclude the existence of God. In fact, in my opinion it confirms it. This might seem to go against the orthodox Christian teaching that God made everything perfect in form but that is only if the word "perfect" translates to "never-changing." Nowhere in the bible does it say it does. Wouldn't perfect make more sense to mean able to adapt and change?|||Not surprising. They're our closest relative.|||Ever see the elephant paint?|||No I haven't, have you?|||What does this "question" mean? I think I have an idea.
Can a chimpanzee be taught to comunicate through sign language?
yes they can be taught over 100 signs! also mothers will pass on their sign language to their offspring without the help of humans. and chimps will also use sign language to communicate with each other when no humans are around.|||It has actually been done. here's an article about Washoe,the most famous case of sign language taught to a chimpanzee(The great ape project)
http://www.animal-rights-library.com/tex鈥?/a>|||Both chimps and gorillas have been taught. They can not only use it but can coin new words and teach it to their offspring. Wait until they take over the world from us humans. They could hardly do worse than we have.|||Yep! The first chimp to learn sign language (Named Washoe) learned 150 signs in 6 years. =)
I read about a Gorilla that learned to do 1000 signs, but understands 2000!|||yes. i had one pet chimpanzee who can even laugh at my jokes. :D|||Yes.. It's been done.
http://www.animal-rights-library.com/tex鈥?/a>|||Both chimps and gorillas have been taught. They can not only use it but can coin new words and teach it to their offspring. Wait until they take over the world from us humans. They could hardly do worse than we have.|||Yep! The first chimp to learn sign language (Named Washoe) learned 150 signs in 6 years. =)
I read about a Gorilla that learned to do 1000 signs, but understands 2000!|||yes. i had one pet chimpanzee who can even laugh at my jokes. :D|||Yes.. It's been done.
Is a chimpanzee any less or more responsible for it's actions than a human?
Or must it live it's life subjected to genetically-coded social behaviors and 'rules' , and also cause and effect - in much the same way we do?
Are we simply more complex, or are we simply a different thing altogether?|||We are totally separate from animals. A chimpanzee is not responsible for its actions. Animals have no conscience or no moral code to live by. They don't know any better. They run on pure instinct. Humans on the other hand have a conscience. We have morals and values. We make choices in life. So when we make bad choices or actions, were responsible for them.|||Primates do live according to their own social codes.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopi鈥?/a>
"Although morality has always been viewed as a human trait that sets us apart from the animals, it now appears our closest ancestors share the same scruples.
Scientists have that discovered monkeys and apes can make judgements about fairness, offer sympathy and help and remember obligations.
Researchers say the findings may demonstrate morality developed through evolution, a view that is likely to antagonise the devoutly religious, who see it as God-given."|||The laws of nature (God?) apply to all life forms equally.|||Chimps are actions are just that of the the immediate necessity... to eat, mate and social structure. That is all they need, but they can adapt like most other species if the need arises, such as if their surroundings change, then they will react to the best of their ability. But they see limited to what they can actually do, whether that is down to dna or what we dont actually know.
But humans have a to distinct character of pondering, then seeing possibility, acting on this, and analysing the out come, its as if we are inately able to build oneach thing we have down at an incredible speed compared to anything else on this planet. What causes this, we dont know, some call it evolution, others say that god made us this way, either way we do not know,. But for certain we are a species that are able to follow structure or break it, or modify it depending on how it resides and affects us personally.
We have the built in curiousity to look at everything and see what makes it thick and why... and these are the things that grip us, make us who we are, because we are never satisfied with just our surroundings, but with an indepth need to know what our surroundings are, what its entity is made of, how it works. Then once satisfied we go to the next level and so on and so on.... And now we are at the level that we realise that everything is connected one way or the other, and so again we indulge ourselves into the finding the knowing and the how... cos we are insatiable.
This is what makes us different with everything else on this planet, we are not content with just our suroundings but need to know evertything that exists and why|||Atheists are the only monkey species around. Everyone else came from God.
Are we simply more complex, or are we simply a different thing altogether?|||We are totally separate from animals. A chimpanzee is not responsible for its actions. Animals have no conscience or no moral code to live by. They don't know any better. They run on pure instinct. Humans on the other hand have a conscience. We have morals and values. We make choices in life. So when we make bad choices or actions, were responsible for them.|||Primates do live according to their own social codes.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopi鈥?/a>
"Although morality has always been viewed as a human trait that sets us apart from the animals, it now appears our closest ancestors share the same scruples.
Scientists have that discovered monkeys and apes can make judgements about fairness, offer sympathy and help and remember obligations.
Researchers say the findings may demonstrate morality developed through evolution, a view that is likely to antagonise the devoutly religious, who see it as God-given."|||The laws of nature (God?) apply to all life forms equally.|||Chimps are actions are just that of the the immediate necessity... to eat, mate and social structure. That is all they need, but they can adapt like most other species if the need arises, such as if their surroundings change, then they will react to the best of their ability. But they see limited to what they can actually do, whether that is down to dna or what we dont actually know.
But humans have a to distinct character of pondering, then seeing possibility, acting on this, and analysing the out come, its as if we are inately able to build oneach thing we have down at an incredible speed compared to anything else on this planet. What causes this, we dont know, some call it evolution, others say that god made us this way, either way we do not know,. But for certain we are a species that are able to follow structure or break it, or modify it depending on how it resides and affects us personally.
We have the built in curiousity to look at everything and see what makes it thick and why... and these are the things that grip us, make us who we are, because we are never satisfied with just our surroundings, but with an indepth need to know what our surroundings are, what its entity is made of, how it works. Then once satisfied we go to the next level and so on and so on.... And now we are at the level that we realise that everything is connected one way or the other, and so again we indulge ourselves into the finding the knowing and the how... cos we are insatiable.
This is what makes us different with everything else on this planet, we are not content with just our suroundings but need to know evertything that exists and why|||Atheists are the only monkey species around. Everyone else came from God.
How is a human more like a chimpanzee than a dinosaur is like a jellyfish?
It is impossible to answer when the genesis of the analogy is not known. I mean, how do you draw "dinosaur" and "jellyfish" together in the first place? If we knew that, if we knew what the analogy was referring to, we might well conclude that the dinosaur is more like the jellyfish than we are to another primate; I doubt it, but it is possible, because in philosophy, every thing is contextual, and you offer no context except an unexplained analogy.|||We're more closely related, genetically. We're built fairly similarly--not on the scale of similarity we use when comparing people, but on the wider-ranging scale we use when comparing, say, all mammals. We're more similar to chimpanzees than we are to zebras. And all of us mammals are more similar to each other than any of us are to dinosaurs or jellyfish.
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We're also more like a dinosaur, and dinosaurs were more like us, than dinosaurs were like jellyfish. Dinosaurs were also vertebrates.
There are things we vertebrates are less closely related to than jellyfish. Obviously, we're all less closely related to plants. But trace back the ancestry of both me and the tomatoes I should be out picking, and somewhere way back there you'll find ancestors we have in common.|||A human and chimpanzee come from the same lineage. We have many of the same genes, so we have many similar features, like opposable thumbs. Our skulls are also similarly shaped.
Dinosaurs are nothing like jellyfish.|||Well for one, humans and chimpanzees both have brains. A dinosaur has a brain, but a jellyfish does not.|||98% of our dna is identical to that of monkeys...
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We're also more like a dinosaur, and dinosaurs were more like us, than dinosaurs were like jellyfish. Dinosaurs were also vertebrates.
There are things we vertebrates are less closely related to than jellyfish. Obviously, we're all less closely related to plants. But trace back the ancestry of both me and the tomatoes I should be out picking, and somewhere way back there you'll find ancestors we have in common.|||A human and chimpanzee come from the same lineage. We have many of the same genes, so we have many similar features, like opposable thumbs. Our skulls are also similarly shaped.
Dinosaurs are nothing like jellyfish.|||Well for one, humans and chimpanzees both have brains. A dinosaur has a brain, but a jellyfish does not.|||98% of our dna is identical to that of monkeys...
How would a neanderthal or ancient human compare with the strength of a chimpanzee?
Both a Neanderthal and an ancient human would still be relatively similar in strength to a modern day human. This is because we have a similar skeletal structure. Muscles can only be as strong as the skeleton system there to support it.
Chimpanzees are many times stronger than modern humans. A full grown chimp can literally rip your arm off. A Neanderthal or ancient human wouldn't do much better.
Chimpanzees are many times stronger than modern humans. A full grown chimp can literally rip your arm off. A Neanderthal or ancient human wouldn't do much better.
Could a man ever be as strong as a chimpanzee or other ape?
Could 1 person, if they were motivated enough, and started lifting weight from a young age, get to the point of strength that a chimpanzee posses? if they were working with trainers, and going in a lifting up until early adult hood be this strong, or powerful? (no steroids, or anything like that, all natural) please answer, and thank you!|||No.|||planet of the apes question! ;)haha
In Chimpanzee communities, who takes care of the children?
If the Alpha male mates with most of the females, he won't have time to worry about all the offspring. Do the beta males take care of the Alpha male's children?|||Young chimpanzees are primarily cared for by their mothers. If a mother has older children, especially daughters, the older children will also often help care for their younger siblings. If the mother has sisters, they may also provide some care. It's not uncommon for beta males to play with the children of females they wish to cultivate a relationship with.
However, chimpanzee behavior, like human behavior, is complex and flexible. Although it seems to be rare, there are instances of females "adopting" infants whose mothers have died, even if they're completely unrelated. In fact, there's at least one documented case of a young male doing this. Nevertheless, the general rule is that females provide the care for their own offspring.|||Males don't raise their children. Chimpanzee females have strong bonds with their babies and raise them until maturity. Status of the mother often determines status of her son in the community
http://www.metaprimate.com/primate-speci鈥?/a>|||Pretty sure the females do|||Nannies.
However, chimpanzee behavior, like human behavior, is complex and flexible. Although it seems to be rare, there are instances of females "adopting" infants whose mothers have died, even if they're completely unrelated. In fact, there's at least one documented case of a young male doing this. Nevertheless, the general rule is that females provide the care for their own offspring.|||Males don't raise their children. Chimpanzee females have strong bonds with their babies and raise them until maturity. Status of the mother often determines status of her son in the community
http://www.metaprimate.com/primate-speci鈥?/a>|||Pretty sure the females do|||Nannies.
How does a chimpanzee's mind works?
There has been more than one incident of a chimpanzee pet attacking its owner and tearing of their face. These Chimps had been born, bred and kept in captivity and just snapped and became dangerous.|||You can't ever truly tame a wild animal. It has taken hundreds of years for humanity to domesticate animals like dogs, cats, and cattle, and even domesticated animals can still be aggressive. Chimps may be smart, but they are still wild animals nonetheless.
Are there any places in the USA where you go to a chimpanzee encounter?
Is there any place in the USA that you can have a hands on encounter with chimpanzees?|||Gabriella Costa City near Phoenix.|||All you have to do is walk down Fordham Rd., Bronx, NY and you'll see plenty of chimps there.
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How do you say the scientific name of the common chimpanzee?
And how many Sybille's are in it?|||http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+the+scienti鈥?/a>
:D|||Justinous Bieberous. 6 syllables.|||Syllables, you mean.
PAN TROG-LO-DITES
Like that.|||4 syllables in "troglodites" [trog-low-die-tees]|||Pan troglodytes is pronounced "pan trog-lo-die-tees".
:D|||Justinous Bieberous. 6 syllables.|||Syllables, you mean.
PAN TROG-LO-DITES
Like that.|||4 syllables in "troglodites" [trog-low-die-tees]|||Pan troglodytes is pronounced "pan trog-lo-die-tees".
What commercials did Travis the chimpanzee (the one who tore apart the woman) do?
Can anyone pinpoint the commercials he did?|||Old Navy ...
Horrible clothes ... lol|||He has a billboard in prison :)|||I live in the next town over from where that happened.
I know he did a Coca Cola ad, and an Old Navy one, but I don't remember the specifics.|||Old Navy i believe|||old navy
orbit|||old navy. and he got drugged first, then stabbed, then shot. poor lil guy|||old navy
coke a cola
and some other ones|||coke a cola
Horrible clothes ... lol|||He has a billboard in prison :)|||I live in the next town over from where that happened.
I know he did a Coca Cola ad, and an Old Navy one, but I don't remember the specifics.|||Old Navy i believe|||old navy
orbit|||old navy. and he got drugged first, then stabbed, then shot. poor lil guy|||old navy
coke a cola
and some other ones|||coke a cola
Can a human get a chimpanzee or a pig pregnant?
yes thats how i was born im half human half ape tho, i look like a neanderthal lololol so yes it is possible, we share like 98% same dna but no one has managed to successfully breed with another species, scientists say it may be possible. there are cases where it has happened we're just a rare find looooool|||No, they're separate species.|||No... and stop having sex with chimps and pigs|||OMFG, Were you going to R@pe a chimpanzee or a pig? Well, u cant cuz it needs to be that speicies sperm|||go stick your dick in a pig and see what will happen|||well since we're all chimp's from the past....it might b reasonable but i doubt it bro..and y the Q? U planning of screwing a pig or a monkey????? oink oink...lmao|||this was funny like the first maybe ten times something like this was asked today but now it's just old.|||No,we have different chromosomes|||With a pig no, with a chimp there is allot of debate. Records from Russian scientist say they successfully bred a woman and a chimp, but put it to sleep shortly after birth due to the fear of what they had done. Stalin had scientist working on how to breed a super soldier. Many scientist today think it would be possible, but the ethical and religious concern keep them from trying.|||NO WTF they have different number of chromosomes.
What martial arts technique would you use against a chimpanzee in a diaper?
kick to the d*ck|||drop kick|||monkey style kung fu lol|||The midget punt.|||Tactical retreat.
Failing that, I'd have to use an arm lock to pin him to the floor, Aikido style.
Failing that, I'd have to use an arm lock to pin him to the floor, Aikido style.
How much would a chimpanzee cost, i really want one bad?
Haha, i've always wanted a monkey, and after seeing Rise of Planet of the Apes, i want one twice as much. So if you can even legally own one, how much do you think it would cost. and odviously i'm not going to buy one until i learn how to take care of it ahead of time.|||You want to lose your face? Do you want to be scarred for life? Do you want your arm ripped out of it's socket? Do you want to lose an eye?
Even worse; do you want the Chimpanzee to suffer? Do you want it to be under stress? Do you want it to die young? Do you want it to spend the rest of it's life caged in a zoo?
If you want these things, then get yourself a Chimpanzee, and most of them will come true.
Apes, especially Chimpanzees, do NOT make good pets. I repeat; do NOT make good pets. Just ask that woman who was attacked about a year ago by one she had kept for years.
Chimpanzees are cute and cuddly when they are young, but once they reach maturity, something snaps, and they become VERY dangerous. A full grown Chimp can kill a human with no problem.
I've worked in a couple of zoos that had X-pet Chimpanzees. Their canine teeth had been pulled so they could not defend themselves well against the others; some were sick and/or injured; others were just very neurotic because of captivity and close association with humans.
Apes belong in one place, and one place ONLY - the wild. If you truly love them, that's where you'll leave them.
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Even worse; do you want the Chimpanzee to suffer? Do you want it to be under stress? Do you want it to die young? Do you want it to spend the rest of it's life caged in a zoo?
If you want these things, then get yourself a Chimpanzee, and most of them will come true.
Apes, especially Chimpanzees, do NOT make good pets. I repeat; do NOT make good pets. Just ask that woman who was attacked about a year ago by one she had kept for years.
Chimpanzees are cute and cuddly when they are young, but once they reach maturity, something snaps, and they become VERY dangerous. A full grown Chimp can kill a human with no problem.
I've worked in a couple of zoos that had X-pet Chimpanzees. Their canine teeth had been pulled so they could not defend themselves well against the others; some were sick and/or injured; others were just very neurotic because of captivity and close association with humans.
Apes belong in one place, and one place ONLY - the wild. If you truly love them, that's where you'll leave them.
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With humans and chimpanzees sharing at least 98% of their DNA in common, Is a Chimpanzee/Human Hybrid possible?
Horses and Donkeys have interbred to create Mules, and in zoos, Lions and Tigers have interbred to create "Ligers". One wonders whether or not some unethical scientist has not already done so with Great Apes and Humans.|||No, not without advanced genetic engineering (and this will not be attempted because of universally accepted ethical restrictions). Despite the similarity in genetic material, we do not have the same complement of chromosomes and therefore we cannot create a successfully fertilized zygote.|||%26gt; Is a Chimpanzee/Human Hybrid possible?
That's a big fat "We Don't Know." Some experimentation was done, but it was so limited that I would call it inconclusive -- it just might be that we have reduced interfertility with the other great apes beyond what would have produced a pregnancy in the limited trials.|||No, the 2% difference is enough to not allow a viable organism. It was attempted in the USSR in the 1920s
That's a big fat "We Don't Know." Some experimentation was done, but it was so limited that I would call it inconclusive -- it just might be that we have reduced interfertility with the other great apes beyond what would have produced a pregnancy in the limited trials.|||No, the 2% difference is enough to not allow a viable organism. It was attempted in the USSR in the 1920s
Is it illegal to own a self defense attack chimpanzee?
I was wondering if a chimp could be trained to be your body guard?|||It depends where you live. Some states it would be illegal, other states it would be perfectly fine.|||This gave me a laugh :)
I think it would make PETA mad . . .
You could probably train it to do that, though I think you'd have an increased risk of it going ape-**** like that one in the news a few weeks ago.|||Secret Service has trained apes in monkeysuits and it does seem to work quite well.|||It depends on the state, but I assume that if your intended purpose for having a chimp is to use him as a weapon, then you'll have a hard time getting the proper licenses in any state.
(hoping this question is a joke)
I think it would make PETA mad . . .
You could probably train it to do that, though I think you'd have an increased risk of it going ape-**** like that one in the news a few weeks ago.|||Secret Service has trained apes in monkeysuits and it does seem to work quite well.|||It depends on the state, but I assume that if your intended purpose for having a chimp is to use him as a weapon, then you'll have a hard time getting the proper licenses in any state.
(hoping this question is a joke)
Does chimpanzee feels grief when some other member dies from their group?
does chimpanzee feels grief when some other member dies from their group?How do they show their grief for how long?|||Jane Goodall, who is likely the most well-known and most experienced chimpanzee researcher of our time, if not ever, has said yes, they do. And they certainly do seem to act upset when a friend dies. The scream, stay near the body, refuse to eat, etc. However, there is no good way to measure animal emotions scientifically. No one can ask a chimp if he is, in fact, depressed, or why. Emotions are hard, if not impossible, to measure without words. So no one can conclusively say, this chimp is feeling this emotion, because we can't get inside their head and really know what's happening in there. But, we can look at behaviors and speculate, and it does seem that they certainly might grieve not unlike we do.|||of course they do. ask Obama.
How many gods can you fit into a chimpanzee?
This is not a joke. I'm serious.
Go away.|||I'm so confused. I'm like a robot who has heard something that 'does not compute.' My brain may explode.|||1 if you want it to live
If you put 2, the chimp will fight with itself until it dies.|||Into a chimpanzee what?|||Male or female chimpanzee?|||OVER 9000!|||Depends how fat the gods are.|||Juvenile or adult chimp?|||Common or Pygmie Chimp?
Go away.|||I'm so confused. I'm like a robot who has heard something that 'does not compute.' My brain may explode.|||1 if you want it to live
If you put 2, the chimp will fight with itself until it dies.|||Into a chimpanzee what?|||Male or female chimpanzee?|||OVER 9000!|||Depends how fat the gods are.|||Juvenile or adult chimp?|||Common or Pygmie Chimp?
When eating a chimpanzee head, where do i start?
At the beginning!|||Unless it's been inspected by a meat inspector I wouldn't even start. BTW a visit to your local mental health authority is advisable, this would have maybe saved Geoffrey Dharmer|||you remove the cap of the skull and eat the brain first|||the ears ..best part
Why does a human egg have far more legal rights than an adult chimpanzee?
So it would seem.|||Good question. At least the adult chimpanzee can do tricks.|||They don`t ! How many Chimpanzee "Abortion Clinics" can you name ? Rent the movie "Planet of the Apes" , and see America`s future with no human moral values in it`s society !!!|||Because that human egg will someday contribute to society whereas the adult chimpanzee is just another added expense |||Oh? I didn't realize a human egg had more rights. Chimpanzee mothers don't have abortions, like Human women do. A human growing "egg" in the womb doesn't get to say "No Mommy, don't. I want to live".
Can a chimpanzee fall 36 feet and walk away unscathed?
I saw it in the movie "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"m just wondering if it was possible for the chimp to not break any bones or anything from the fall. Do chimps have tougher bones or something?|||No, the chimpanzee would be considerable hurt. Possibly dead depending on how it landed. Maybe it might have less of a chance of dying than a human, but it would still be hurt. Rise of the Planet of the Apes is VERY unrealistic. I did not understand how they have spears, yet somehow take down helicopters. And it really isn't Rise of the Apes, since aren't humans also considered apes. Its more like the Rise of the Planet of the Other Non-Human Apes, though I think that wouldn't sound as nice.|||lol it's a movie, not real...they're monkeys not superheroes|||no|||why dont U try once?
Friday, December 2, 2011
Is it illegal to own a chimpanzee as a pet in canada mainly BC?
can't find the answer anywhere and no one seems to know|||your best bet would be to contact your local animal control, game warden, etc.. they know the laws in your area regarding keeping animals, licencing, etc.
Regardless of if they are legal or not tho.. Apes dont make good pets.. I was also told that a Chimp costs around $50,000|||idk but i wouldn't get one those mothers are savage|||try your local pet store
Regardless of if they are legal or not tho.. Apes dont make good pets.. I was also told that a Chimp costs around $50,000|||idk but i wouldn't get one those mothers are savage|||try your local pet store
Is it legal to own a chimpanzee outside of a zoo or a sanctuary?
this question popped up while i was doing hw and i wasnt sure of the answer! can you help plz?|||check with the state you live in. I have a raccoon and I have come to realize that he is legal in some states, not in others. Sometimes you have to have a permit which I think with a chimp, it would make sense. Just make sure you "jump through the hoops" because they don't usually hesitate to take away your pet if you don't have the proper paperwork.|||In Connecticut, it is currently legal, however, the recent chimpanzee attack has made people begin to question this privilege.
See http://www.rep-am.com/ and search chimpanzee for more information.|||Yes you can own a monkey or chimpanzee with permits
See http://www.rep-am.com/ and search chimpanzee for more information.|||Yes you can own a monkey or chimpanzee with permits
Do you need a license to own and take care of a chimpanzee?
Like you buy it when it's born %26amp; you take care of it for the rest of it's life. Would you need a license for that?|||depends on the state.
YOU SHOULD
A Chimp is a wild animal and EXTREMELY DANGEROUS when full grown.
Sure "babies are cute' so is BABY lion or tiger
there are several recent cases of owners or friends, killed or malled beyond belief . as in Entire FACE bitten off.
An adult chimp is many times stronger than a man and can pull an arm completely out of the socket and off the body of a man
THEY ARE NOT FUZZY TOYS
in the wild they routinely Hunt and kill animals, monkeys and each other.
do some thing safe, like collect live hand grenades and wear them around your neck on a string
YOU SHOULD
A Chimp is a wild animal and EXTREMELY DANGEROUS when full grown.
Sure "babies are cute' so is BABY lion or tiger
there are several recent cases of owners or friends, killed or malled beyond belief . as in Entire FACE bitten off.
An adult chimp is many times stronger than a man and can pull an arm completely out of the socket and off the body of a man
THEY ARE NOT FUZZY TOYS
in the wild they routinely Hunt and kill animals, monkeys and each other.
do some thing safe, like collect live hand grenades and wear them around your neck on a string
If Chimpanzee's are the second most intelligent living thing on earth, then how far off are they from humans?
In terms of intelligence.
And also, how far off in terms of intelligence are Dolphins from humans as they are supposed to be the third most intelligent.|||There DNA is 98.6% identical to ares, thus why we use them for tests. We can use them for blood transfusions ( though this is apparently morally wrong, though imo **** the chimps.) even. So overall there not much different at all, but obviously that 1% difference is enough to make us the was we and them the way we are. Im no scientist but id assume there very smart. Smart as a 5 year old basically. There was also a test of memory compared to a human and a chimp and the chimps beat the humans sometimes also, each with different tests. So there very very smart, they just need lots and lots care and an expert teacher to make them standout.|||I don't know if they are. Dolphins, elephants, pigs, rats, and other apes may possibly be closer.
Chimps have an average brain size of 300 ml. Humans of 1400 ml. So yeah...
Brain size is not a perfect measure, and the closer related the animal, the better you can compare their intelligence by brain size.
For example: the biggest brain in existence is owned by the Sperm Whale: a whopping 7000 ml. Dolphins are at 1600 ml, much less, but still bigger than human brains.|||According to my biology notes, there is approximately a 98% similiarity between the DNA of humans and chimpanzees (also based on DNA-DNA hybridisation). Dolphins are also quite close ( i don't know the exact percentage) but they are not near as close as chimpanzees are.|||Dolphins are as intel. as humans. ask S.E.T.I.
And also, how far off in terms of intelligence are Dolphins from humans as they are supposed to be the third most intelligent.|||There DNA is 98.6% identical to ares, thus why we use them for tests. We can use them for blood transfusions ( though this is apparently morally wrong, though imo **** the chimps.) even. So overall there not much different at all, but obviously that 1% difference is enough to make us the was we and them the way we are. Im no scientist but id assume there very smart. Smart as a 5 year old basically. There was also a test of memory compared to a human and a chimp and the chimps beat the humans sometimes also, each with different tests. So there very very smart, they just need lots and lots care and an expert teacher to make them standout.|||I don't know if they are. Dolphins, elephants, pigs, rats, and other apes may possibly be closer.
Chimps have an average brain size of 300 ml. Humans of 1400 ml. So yeah...
Brain size is not a perfect measure, and the closer related the animal, the better you can compare their intelligence by brain size.
For example: the biggest brain in existence is owned by the Sperm Whale: a whopping 7000 ml. Dolphins are at 1600 ml, much less, but still bigger than human brains.|||According to my biology notes, there is approximately a 98% similiarity between the DNA of humans and chimpanzees (also based on DNA-DNA hybridisation). Dolphins are also quite close ( i don't know the exact percentage) but they are not near as close as chimpanzees are.|||Dolphins are as intel. as humans. ask S.E.T.I.
About how much stronger is a chimpanzee than a man?
A chimp's muscles have an entirely different molecular structure than a humans. Also, the percentage of muscle to fat in a chimpanzee is much more substantial. Think of it like this, an elite male gymnast are about 2% or less body fat. An average chimpanzee is less than 1%. Most people walking around out there would be lucky if they are 20%. Your friend that you think is in pretty good shape is likely about 12-15%.
Considering the molecular structure of a chimp's muscles, the difference is in their DNA. Their muscles react quicker, are less prone to pain, and can endure larger amounts of stress and fatigue. Oh, and they are much more flexible.|||Pound for pound, the greater Apes are more powerful than the strongest human that's ever lived. They have to be because their very survival depends on there muscular strength. This strength is not only used to aid them in climbing and swinging in the trees and obtaining their food, but also in combat against one another for dominance, and for defense.
A full grown adult male Chimpanzee could literally pull a man inside out.|||A man perhaps has stronger legs than a chimp but weaker arms. Whether a chimp's arms in tension are stronger than a man's legs in compression one can only imagine, I can find no information on this possibility. I think you may be on to something with muscle density, but also, pehaps design selection in humans rather than natural selection in chimps has resulted in our somewhat puny anatomy. I think the whole subject would make a facinating research project.|||I did a bit of googling to try and find you a decent answer. I was unable to find anything because the studies I found only include the great apes, and not humans.
I know a male chimpanzee is stronger than a man despite the fact that the average male chimp only weighs about 130 lbs. I doubt that density of muscle has anything to do with it. I think it's probably got a lot more to do with upper body strength and anatomy.
Chimps brachiate (swing by their arms), so their upper body development is different from that of a human. A human can swing on playground equipment, but they cannot swing the way an ape can--the ape is swinging with much more velocity, which means more stress on the muscles. When a human does the same thing, they cannot reach as far and swing as hard--they have to keep their grip fairly close together (meaning their reach is not as good), which would seem to indicate they cannot carry their body weight simply by their arms as well as a chimp can. The further away from the center of your body your arms swing, the more stress on the muscles. So, chimps must be much stronger in the upper body.
I do know that male chimps, when fighting, also use their teeth. Their bite strength is greater than a humans, and they can do serious damage both to humans and to other chimps with their ability to bite and the fact that their teeth are much longer.
I wish I had a really good answer to give you. I used to work with a woman whose husband used to be the head vet at our zoo. I know from her that a chimpanzee can kill an adult male who outweighs him considerably, and that they use their muscles in their chests, shoulders and arms to aid in the attack, as well as dealing out serious bites.
I also know from her that an adult male gorilla is strong enough to literally rip the arm from a human body. She told me that an intern who had worked with her husband went on to work at a zoo somewhere else in the US, and had to have an arm amputated after an attack by an angry male. The gorilla broke all the bones and connective tissue in the man's shoulder--it was hanging by a flap of skin when other people managed to get the gorilla off of him. The arm could not be saved due to the trauma to the tissue, so it was amputated above the shoulder, with the clavicle somehow repaired and saved.
I will try to contact my friend (the vet's wife) and see if she can find out for me any information that's a bit more solid. If I can contact her (I don't know if my phone number for her is still even good), I will come back and post an edit to this answer.
I hope some really great primatologist answers your question and gives you great facts.
In the meantime, stay away from ticked off apes of all kinds :)|||Chimps have huge muscles. They are so big chested they can't swim.
There were 19th century boxing booths featuring chimps that would pick a man up and throw him out of the ring.|||about 6 times stronger than the average chuck norris
their muscular structure is vastly different from humans
Considering the molecular structure of a chimp's muscles, the difference is in their DNA. Their muscles react quicker, are less prone to pain, and can endure larger amounts of stress and fatigue. Oh, and they are much more flexible.|||Pound for pound, the greater Apes are more powerful than the strongest human that's ever lived. They have to be because their very survival depends on there muscular strength. This strength is not only used to aid them in climbing and swinging in the trees and obtaining their food, but also in combat against one another for dominance, and for defense.
A full grown adult male Chimpanzee could literally pull a man inside out.|||A man perhaps has stronger legs than a chimp but weaker arms. Whether a chimp's arms in tension are stronger than a man's legs in compression one can only imagine, I can find no information on this possibility. I think you may be on to something with muscle density, but also, pehaps design selection in humans rather than natural selection in chimps has resulted in our somewhat puny anatomy. I think the whole subject would make a facinating research project.|||I did a bit of googling to try and find you a decent answer. I was unable to find anything because the studies I found only include the great apes, and not humans.
I know a male chimpanzee is stronger than a man despite the fact that the average male chimp only weighs about 130 lbs. I doubt that density of muscle has anything to do with it. I think it's probably got a lot more to do with upper body strength and anatomy.
Chimps brachiate (swing by their arms), so their upper body development is different from that of a human. A human can swing on playground equipment, but they cannot swing the way an ape can--the ape is swinging with much more velocity, which means more stress on the muscles. When a human does the same thing, they cannot reach as far and swing as hard--they have to keep their grip fairly close together (meaning their reach is not as good), which would seem to indicate they cannot carry their body weight simply by their arms as well as a chimp can. The further away from the center of your body your arms swing, the more stress on the muscles. So, chimps must be much stronger in the upper body.
I do know that male chimps, when fighting, also use their teeth. Their bite strength is greater than a humans, and they can do serious damage both to humans and to other chimps with their ability to bite and the fact that their teeth are much longer.
I wish I had a really good answer to give you. I used to work with a woman whose husband used to be the head vet at our zoo. I know from her that a chimpanzee can kill an adult male who outweighs him considerably, and that they use their muscles in their chests, shoulders and arms to aid in the attack, as well as dealing out serious bites.
I also know from her that an adult male gorilla is strong enough to literally rip the arm from a human body. She told me that an intern who had worked with her husband went on to work at a zoo somewhere else in the US, and had to have an arm amputated after an attack by an angry male. The gorilla broke all the bones and connective tissue in the man's shoulder--it was hanging by a flap of skin when other people managed to get the gorilla off of him. The arm could not be saved due to the trauma to the tissue, so it was amputated above the shoulder, with the clavicle somehow repaired and saved.
I will try to contact my friend (the vet's wife) and see if she can find out for me any information that's a bit more solid. If I can contact her (I don't know if my phone number for her is still even good), I will come back and post an edit to this answer.
I hope some really great primatologist answers your question and gives you great facts.
In the meantime, stay away from ticked off apes of all kinds :)|||Chimps have huge muscles. They are so big chested they can't swim.
There were 19th century boxing booths featuring chimps that would pick a man up and throw him out of the ring.|||about 6 times stronger than the average chuck norris
their muscular structure is vastly different from humans
Does anyone know where i can find a picture of a chimpanzee holding a ukulele aloft through a car sunroof?
Its a life long wish to own such a marvel of visual entertainment.|||I tried.
This was the best I could do.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulabirds/鈥?/a>
Or there is this one.
http://www.chapel-perilous.net/temp/mnky鈥?/a>|||Google images?|||yes i doo|||I can draw you one. I offered to draw Clarkson for this guy but he wasn't interested;http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind鈥?/a>
I'll just need your address now. Muhahahaha!
|||Isn't this THE reason that Photoshop wan invented??|||I understand entirely.
It is my life long wish to see an elephant juggling live porcupines.
If you have that picture, maybe we could arrange a swap?|||Margaret!
This was the best I could do.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/paulabirds/鈥?/a>
Or there is this one.
http://www.chapel-perilous.net/temp/mnky鈥?/a>|||Google images?|||yes i doo|||I can draw you one. I offered to draw Clarkson for this guy but he wasn't interested;http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/ind鈥?/a>
I'll just need your address now. Muhahahaha!
|||Isn't this THE reason that Photoshop wan invented??|||I understand entirely.
It is my life long wish to see an elephant juggling live porcupines.
If you have that picture, maybe we could arrange a swap?|||Margaret!
Whats the difference between a chimpanzee and a orangutan?
and in your opinion which ones cooler and which one should i study.|||Orangutans a larger and more human-like in my opinion. However, chimps seem to have more personality when I see them at the zoo. They are more energetic and always swinging. I would study the chimp if it were me.|||I work at the Kansas City Zoo (Security, nothing to do with animals) but i got to hold both chimps and orangutan babies... i suggest studying the orangutan. I loved the baby orangutan. She was much more in tune with the world around her.
Also, check out this link:
http://www.centerforgreatapes.org/great-鈥?/a>|||Well they're on different branches of the ape family tree, and chimps are much more closely related to us. Chimps are African Apes, while Orang Utans are Asian.
Both are fascinating and both, unfortunately, are endangered (though I think Orangs are more so).
My favourite is the Orang Utan because they're gentler (and they're ginger).
Good luck.|||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanzee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangutan
Chimps are cooler - much closer to humans on the ape tree. Much smarter.|||Orangutans mostly stay in trees and swing on vines and chimpanzees usually walk with their knuckles in fount of them and are more 'ground' monkeys/apes.
Chimpanzees are cooler and are more energetic and fun (their cuter too). ;)|||Chimps have black hair/fur and are smaller than orangutans with orange hair/fur. Also, orangutans have massive strength despite their "fat" looking bodies.|||is the orangutan better at ice skating? the chimpanzee should be studied but only if you're not enjoying it too much!! ;-)|||Chimps are more intelligent, and they are knuckle walkers. Orangutans do not walk on their knuckles.
Also, check out this link:
http://www.centerforgreatapes.org/great-鈥?/a>|||Well they're on different branches of the ape family tree, and chimps are much more closely related to us. Chimps are African Apes, while Orang Utans are Asian.
Both are fascinating and both, unfortunately, are endangered (though I think Orangs are more so).
My favourite is the Orang Utan because they're gentler (and they're ginger).
Good luck.|||http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimpanzee
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangutan
Chimps are cooler - much closer to humans on the ape tree. Much smarter.|||Orangutans mostly stay in trees and swing on vines and chimpanzees usually walk with their knuckles in fount of them and are more 'ground' monkeys/apes.
Chimpanzees are cooler and are more energetic and fun (their cuter too). ;)|||Chimps have black hair/fur and are smaller than orangutans with orange hair/fur. Also, orangutans have massive strength despite their "fat" looking bodies.|||is the orangutan better at ice skating? the chimpanzee should be studied but only if you're not enjoying it too much!! ;-)|||Chimps are more intelligent, and they are knuckle walkers. Orangutans do not walk on their knuckles.
Why did Tarzan always lose when playing with his pet chimpanzee?
This should be easy. First correct answer gets best answer.|||Because the chimpanzee was a cheetah! %26lt;cheater%26gt;|||Tarzan played with his chimpanzee? So thats where Jacko got the Idea from then.|||he lived with gorrilas. And humans are fat and not muscular as a gorrila... Go battle a chimp and gorrila... see what happens|||Chimps would be a lot stronger than that one man
also they were pets since Tarzan was adopted they would be his brothers and sisters aunts and uncles.
also they were pets since Tarzan was adopted they would be his brothers and sisters aunts and uncles.
What happens if you put adult male orangutan and chimpanzee in same cage?
what would happen?|||the chimp, being more aggressive and intelligent, will probably attack the oran
although the oran is still very powerful, I don't see it starting a fight
however if both sides are eager to fight then they will both suffer injuries, mainly bites
although the oran is still very powerful, I don't see it starting a fight
however if both sides are eager to fight then they will both suffer injuries, mainly bites
Is the most convincing case for Darwinism the fact that Darwin himself looked like a chimpanzee?
Down with this sort of thing!|||Very funny Crilly...........maybe you have something, DDDRRRRRIIIIINNNNKKKKK|||That would be an ecumenical matter.|||No a snake.|||That would be an ecumenical matter.|||He does?
it's only the beard.
What about Robbie Williams?|||We ALL look like them
You should see my grandma
*observing a flea*|||One particularly strong case is that the majority of Christians, including Catholics, accept evolution as a fact.|||Yeah, and there's heaps of empirical evidence for the belief of an intellectual designer who created everything? *Sarcasm*
Isn't it interesting how a lot of Creationists want to refer to Darwin's old theory of evolution? They never want to bring up anything new in modern times.|||Yes. Like all of us, the other great apes look similar to humans.|||That would be an ecumenical matter.|||You look like a gorilla to me.|||Let me set the record straight... Before bashing evolution you should read up on the subject: Darwin NEVER said man evolved from apes. He did say that species will change in response to environmental changes. Stay in school, kid.|||That's food for thought.
Merry Christmas!|||Darwin NEVER claimed we are descended from apes.
Only ignorant Christians and creationists make that claim.
Darwin claimed that humans and apes have a common ancestor (the so-called 'missing link') and that they diverged on the evolutionary scale. Which is why they are two different (but closely related) species.
He never said humans came from apes.
Sorry. Read a bit more and learn for yourself and make your own informed decisions instead of being told what to believe by religious 'leaders' (whoever put them in charge!?).|||One more time Dougal. These cows are very small. The ones out THERE are far away...|||Careful now.|||Gee, can I write that down to save it it is such a clever question from a clever guy, I am sure, and living proof that survival of the fittest is incorrect|||His face might be a compelling case for Darwinism. I think if liberals want to think they evolved from monkeys,,,,,I see no reason to argue against them. I,like most other thinking Americans,know that I was created by GOD and thank Him for that daily.|||There is no case for Darwinism|||I like how you can spot the British and Irish people because they recognise Father Ted and quote it.
I love my brick.
For thjose of you who haven't seen the programme Father Ted, this question is a joke, okay?
I hope so anyway :P|||yes|||Hilarious.
He did, didn't he.|||Humorous. I wonder how you would look with a beard? Do you want your banana now or later?
it's only the beard.
What about Robbie Williams?|||We ALL look like them
You should see my grandma
*observing a flea*|||One particularly strong case is that the majority of Christians, including Catholics, accept evolution as a fact.|||Yeah, and there's heaps of empirical evidence for the belief of an intellectual designer who created everything? *Sarcasm*
Isn't it interesting how a lot of Creationists want to refer to Darwin's old theory of evolution? They never want to bring up anything new in modern times.|||Yes. Like all of us, the other great apes look similar to humans.|||That would be an ecumenical matter.|||You look like a gorilla to me.|||Let me set the record straight... Before bashing evolution you should read up on the subject: Darwin NEVER said man evolved from apes. He did say that species will change in response to environmental changes. Stay in school, kid.|||That's food for thought.
Merry Christmas!|||Darwin NEVER claimed we are descended from apes.
Only ignorant Christians and creationists make that claim.
Darwin claimed that humans and apes have a common ancestor (the so-called 'missing link') and that they diverged on the evolutionary scale. Which is why they are two different (but closely related) species.
He never said humans came from apes.
Sorry. Read a bit more and learn for yourself and make your own informed decisions instead of being told what to believe by religious 'leaders' (whoever put them in charge!?).|||One more time Dougal. These cows are very small. The ones out THERE are far away...|||Careful now.|||Gee, can I write that down to save it it is such a clever question from a clever guy, I am sure, and living proof that survival of the fittest is incorrect|||His face might be a compelling case for Darwinism. I think if liberals want to think they evolved from monkeys,,,,,I see no reason to argue against them. I,like most other thinking Americans,know that I was created by GOD and thank Him for that daily.|||There is no case for Darwinism|||I like how you can spot the British and Irish people because they recognise Father Ted and quote it.
I love my brick.
For thjose of you who haven't seen the programme Father Ted, this question is a joke, okay?
I hope so anyway :P|||yes|||Hilarious.
He did, didn't he.|||Humorous. I wonder how you would look with a beard? Do you want your banana now or later?
If you used a standard cannon how far do you think you could fire a Chimpanzee ?
I don't mean using a tank more like a circus cannon. I believe it would be between 10 and 15 feet.|||If you consider that a circus cannon can fire a human cannon ball 185 foot and a chimpanzee is much lighter - I'd guess that if you could train the Chimp to retain an aerodynamic posture you could get well over 500, maybe even 1000 feet.|||too much math involved there lol|||God I hate Spurs :)|||That would equate to animal cruelty.|||I'm not sure you'd fit a chimpanzee in a standard cannon, but assuming you do i'd estimate about 50 feet, or 73 feet if you shaved it first|||depend on quantity of gun powder used|||uhmmm, errr, YOU were the fastest sperm up yer mama's??|||There is no such thing as a standard cannon. Nor are there any standard chimpanzees. I would consider flinging instead, for it is not the thing you fling, but the fling itself.|||we'll put you in and try first, for a rough idea -OK?|||10 to 15 feet?
Hopefully if we stuffed you into a cannon, you'd go alot further.|||Cannons are pretty impotent when it comes to mammalian trajectories. I don't think you could even get a monkey to jump out of one.|||Does the chimp have to stay in one piece? 鈽?br>
Doug|||Trust an arsenal fan to want to do something so stupid.|||I don't know. Why don't you climb in and test it first?|||you shouldn`t monkey about with animals|||I recon with a good wind behind you and enough gun powder, maybe some hot air from the politicians, you might be able to reach the moon, that's what they did in 69, only the chimp had a human outfit on,|||how far do you need it to go? I found cannons ineffective in terms of noise / distance. I built a chimp sized catapult, using cross frames and a second hand bungee and managed around 80ft? Hard to tell exactly though, the trees prevented my seeing exactly where the chimp landed.|||Don't know but I wonder how far you would go if we all put you in it.....stupid b****y question!|||Here you can get all the information:
http://www.peta.org/|||Apart from asking why on earth you'd want to do such a thing, all I can say is I think you'd have a tough time getting a chimp into a cannon without getting your arms ripped off...so, not very far then.|||I believe it would be about 20 feet and 3 inches, to be exact. But it depends on how heavy the chimp is. If its a large one, then maybe not as much, but if its a little kiddie one, then possibly 5 and three quarters further than stated.|||Same distance if I shot u??????????????
Hopefully if we stuffed you into a cannon, you'd go alot further.|||Cannons are pretty impotent when it comes to mammalian trajectories. I don't think you could even get a monkey to jump out of one.|||Does the chimp have to stay in one piece? 鈽?br>
Doug|||Trust an arsenal fan to want to do something so stupid.|||I don't know. Why don't you climb in and test it first?|||you shouldn`t monkey about with animals|||I recon with a good wind behind you and enough gun powder, maybe some hot air from the politicians, you might be able to reach the moon, that's what they did in 69, only the chimp had a human outfit on,|||how far do you need it to go? I found cannons ineffective in terms of noise / distance. I built a chimp sized catapult, using cross frames and a second hand bungee and managed around 80ft? Hard to tell exactly though, the trees prevented my seeing exactly where the chimp landed.|||Don't know but I wonder how far you would go if we all put you in it.....stupid b****y question!|||Here you can get all the information:
http://www.peta.org/|||Apart from asking why on earth you'd want to do such a thing, all I can say is I think you'd have a tough time getting a chimp into a cannon without getting your arms ripped off...so, not very far then.|||I believe it would be about 20 feet and 3 inches, to be exact. But it depends on how heavy the chimp is. If its a large one, then maybe not as much, but if its a little kiddie one, then possibly 5 and three quarters further than stated.|||Same distance if I shot u??????????????
Has anyone visited Sweetwaters Chimpanzee Sanctuary in Kenya?
I am going to be staying near this Sanctuary in August. Just wondered if it is worth a visit with my 10-year-old daughter.|||I haven't heard of this. It sounds interesting.
Is there a country which would allow me to capture and train my own chimpanzee?
Best answer wins a fabulous 3 week self catering cave holiday for 3 in Pakistan (flights not included) and a crisp 拢4 note.|||I know some gorillas that would like to train a human.|||Indeed there is, it's called youramoronbekistan. Lovely place for a holiday as well. Chimpanzees are very expensive over there though so be careful. Also some naughty traders might try to pass orangutans off as chimpanzees so watch out for that.|||The magnitude of the stupidity of this question has no clearly distinguishable limit, as it is ever-increasing.|||Cool idea, until the chimp snaps and kills you. Which would likely happen...
But, yeah, have fun.|||your not gonna be level one for much longer, looks like you will be creating another account.|||Why would you want to it is cruel . They are wild animals and very dangerous.|||I certainly hope not.|||Er no
But, yeah, have fun.|||your not gonna be level one for much longer, looks like you will be creating another account.|||Why would you want to it is cruel . They are wild animals and very dangerous.|||I certainly hope not.|||Er no
What is the difference between monkey ape gorilla chimpanzee orangotan lemur ?
Lemurs are Prosimians, while the rest of the animals in your list are Simians. You can think of them as a lesser monkey. They don't have the color or the binocular vision usually associated with monkeys and have a wet nose like a dog. They are only found naturally on Madagascar.
Gorilla's, Chimpanzees and Orangatans are all Apes and along with Humans, Gibbons and Bonobo's are the only ape species. They differ from monkeys in that they don't have a tail, have modified shoulder's, specific dental adaptations, specific spinal adaptations, and specific eye adaptations.
Gorilla's, Chimpanzees and Orangatans are all Apes and along with Humans, Gibbons and Bonobo's are the only ape species. They differ from monkeys in that they don't have a tail, have modified shoulder's, specific dental adaptations, specific spinal adaptations, and specific eye adaptations.
How do a Chimpanzee, Bottle-nosed Dolphin, and African Elephant rank in intelligence?
According to Edward O. Wilson,a behavioral biologist (scientist who studies the behavior of animals),the ten most intelligent animals are the following:
1.Chimpanzee (two species)
2.Gorilla
3.Orangutan
4.Baboon (seven species, including drill and mandrill)
5.Gibbon (seven species)
6.Monkey (many species, especially the macaques, the patas, and the Celebes black ape)
7.Smaller-toothed whale (several species, especially killer whale)
8.Dolphin (many of the approximately eighty species)
9.Elephant (two species)
10.Pig|||The elephant's brain is similar to that of humans in terms of structure and complexity - such as the elephant's cortex having as many neurons as a human brain, suggesting convergent evolution.
Elephants exhibit a wide variety of behaviors, including those associated with grief, learning, allomothering, mimicry, art, play, a sense of humor, altruism, use of tools, compassion, cooperation,self-awareness, memory and possibly language. All point to a highly intelligent species that are thought to be equal with cetaceans and primates.
I would say they are pretty equal as well. Check out these pages :
Elephant cognition : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_co鈥?/a>
Primate cognition : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate_cog鈥?/a>
Cetacean intelligence : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetacean_in鈥?/a>
1.Chimpanzee (two species)
2.Gorilla
3.Orangutan
4.Baboon (seven species, including drill and mandrill)
5.Gibbon (seven species)
6.Monkey (many species, especially the macaques, the patas, and the Celebes black ape)
7.Smaller-toothed whale (several species, especially killer whale)
8.Dolphin (many of the approximately eighty species)
9.Elephant (two species)
10.Pig|||The elephant's brain is similar to that of humans in terms of structure and complexity - such as the elephant's cortex having as many neurons as a human brain, suggesting convergent evolution.
Elephants exhibit a wide variety of behaviors, including those associated with grief, learning, allomothering, mimicry, art, play, a sense of humor, altruism, use of tools, compassion, cooperation,self-awareness, memory and possibly language. All point to a highly intelligent species that are thought to be equal with cetaceans and primates.
I would say they are pretty equal as well. Check out these pages :
Elephant cognition : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_co鈥?/a>
Primate cognition : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primate_cog鈥?/a>
Cetacean intelligence : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cetacean_in鈥?/a>
Would a Chimpanzee or Human win in a fist fight?
I was having mixed thoughts, because when chimps fight they hit for the chest but when humans fight we aim for the head. Which would win?|||Are you crazy. You know how strong a chimp is. They can rip you open. Serious i saw on the new. Very sad..|||thats a pretty broad question.
in a fight with 4 ounce gloves and the chimp was de-clawed and teeth removed in a traditional mma style fight, the human has a pretty good chance but id still put money on the chimp just because an average chimp is stronger than any human on earth along with better athleticism, agility and speed.
in a full out no rules fight in the jungle and the chimp has its teeth and everything...it would be a massacre. the chimp would utterly destroy its human opponent with ease. an average human would last seconds whereas a well trained military or martial artist would last maybe a few minutes with death of the human being the final result anyway. it sucks to have to admit that because i hate chimpanzees but its the sad truth.|||A chimp would rip your face off. Check out this pic of a lady who got into a fight with a chimp:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http鈥?/a>|||A small chimp is 5 times stronger than an adult human.
5 times.... and when chimps attack, they bite, claw, punch, etc, more vicious than any human can ever be.
Chimps are also more agile.
Get the picture yet?|||Chimpanzees are hugely stronger than humans. It would be a walkover.|||Chimpanzee would fking beat the crap out of a human easly|||A Chimp will bring forth pain that the human has never seen before.|||What u didnt hear about that woman who literally got her face ripped off by a chimp?
in a fight with 4 ounce gloves and the chimp was de-clawed and teeth removed in a traditional mma style fight, the human has a pretty good chance but id still put money on the chimp just because an average chimp is stronger than any human on earth along with better athleticism, agility and speed.
in a full out no rules fight in the jungle and the chimp has its teeth and everything...it would be a massacre. the chimp would utterly destroy its human opponent with ease. an average human would last seconds whereas a well trained military or martial artist would last maybe a few minutes with death of the human being the final result anyway. it sucks to have to admit that because i hate chimpanzees but its the sad truth.|||A chimp would rip your face off. Check out this pic of a lady who got into a fight with a chimp:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http鈥?/a>|||A small chimp is 5 times stronger than an adult human.
5 times.... and when chimps attack, they bite, claw, punch, etc, more vicious than any human can ever be.
Chimps are also more agile.
Get the picture yet?|||Chimpanzees are hugely stronger than humans. It would be a walkover.|||Chimpanzee would fking beat the crap out of a human easly|||A Chimp will bring forth pain that the human has never seen before.|||What u didnt hear about that woman who literally got her face ripped off by a chimp?
What colour is the skin of a chimpanzee?
It starts out pink in babies and turns dark at adulthood. Look up the St. Louis zoo and see if you can find a picture of cinder. Cinder is an adult chimp with no hair. Cinder is grey. I looked but I could not find a picture of her. She has a condition which caused her body to stop growing hair. Other than that cinder is fine. I have seen her several times in the last few years asI take my science students to the zoo once a year.|||Look at a chimps face it has no hair there thats the color its skin is.
What do you think about the chimpanzee attack on the lady in Connecticut?
I thought pit bulldogs were bad actors but would anyone keep a savage and dangerous animal as this one was?It had already demonstrated belligerent behavior before this attack.|||I am shocked- I can't believe it. I thought we were safe here. I would expect to only hear of this in deepest darkest Africa. Not Connecticut!|||Pit bulls are not bad actors. They are perfectly acceptable pets - the problem is the owners. In this case, again, the problem is the owners. The animal was clearly raised to be like a person (they claimed that the chimp brushed it's teeth, drank wine from a glass, etc). This is not behavior from a normal person with a large dangerous animal in the house. This is the behavior from someone in deep denial about the nature of the animal and the life it requires. These people often believe that wild animals like chimps can be raised from a young age and be totally safe and domesticated. Unfortunately they refuse to listen to good advice from both people who know and from unfortunate incidents with similar animals that wild animals can never be safe and will never be domesticated. People often go for a long time with only minor incidents (at least publically) and this feeds into their mistaken belief that they really have achieved a domestic life with this wild animal. Sadly, the animal almost always pays the ultimate price for this behavior.|||Just as the others have said, any wild animal should be wild. End of story. Regardless of how nice or friendly any animal has been in the past, it's a wild animal for a reason, and will resort to those wild instincts if the situation rises up.
There should be laws against any wild animal being a pet. I love monkeys, they're smart and are my favorite animal, but I wouldn't ever consider owning one as a pet. It isn't right to the monkey or to the community.|||I couldn't watch the entire news report. It bothered me.
I wondered what kind of an idiot would have an adult chimp as a pet.
It's not completely fair to call the chimp savage.
He should have been kept in the wild or a zoo.|||Baby chimp = cute and harmless
200 pound fully grown chimp = ugly and dangerous
The government should not allow people to buy monkeys, any kind of ape, not just chimps.|||That's what happens when people own wild animals as pets. It should NOT be done. I see at least 5 posts a week here on YA of people asking how to obtain pet monkeys! I always try and discourage them from getting such an animal. Wild animals are best left in the wild.|||Chimps look cute but they can be very dangerous and shouldn't be kept as pets. Sooner or later any wild animal will turn on a person for no real reason.
There should be laws against any wild animal being a pet. I love monkeys, they're smart and are my favorite animal, but I wouldn't ever consider owning one as a pet. It isn't right to the monkey or to the community.|||I couldn't watch the entire news report. It bothered me.
I wondered what kind of an idiot would have an adult chimp as a pet.
It's not completely fair to call the chimp savage.
He should have been kept in the wild or a zoo.|||Baby chimp = cute and harmless
200 pound fully grown chimp = ugly and dangerous
The government should not allow people to buy monkeys, any kind of ape, not just chimps.|||That's what happens when people own wild animals as pets. It should NOT be done. I see at least 5 posts a week here on YA of people asking how to obtain pet monkeys! I always try and discourage them from getting such an animal. Wild animals are best left in the wild.|||Chimps look cute but they can be very dangerous and shouldn't be kept as pets. Sooner or later any wild animal will turn on a person for no real reason.
Evolution: when and where did the last pregnancy between the chimpanzee branch and the human branch occurred?
Your question is based on a misunderstanding of how evolution occurs.
It is a bit like asking when the last couple in Rome who spoke Latin got pregnant and gave birth to the first Italian-speaker.
Or (more to your branching question), when was the last child educated in Latin, and the branch occurred between the Italian branch and the French branch.
In other words, the process of evolution and branching occurs in *POPULATIONS*, not in *individuals*.
Consider a *POPULATION* of some primate species living in the mountain forests of Eastern Africa, consisting of (say) 10,000 individuals. If climate change causes the valleys between the mountain ranges to dry up, then if one population of 4,000 of them are in one mountain range that is separated from the other 6,000 in the remaining mountain ranges, then the two *POPULATIONS* will be unable to exchange genetics. So both populations will continue to have babies, and mutations, and experience natural selection, but in a way that new adaptations in one population have no way to spread to the other population. Until eventually the two populations will have lost the ability to interbreed. They are now two *species*. The ancestors of one could go on to become the chimpanzee branch, and the other the human branch.
But at NO POINT is there ever a "last pregnancy."
But to answer your question about *when* this branching occurred ... based on DNA evidence (the molecular clock, which counts mutations in certain key chromosomes where the mutations are known to occur at a certain rate per thousand years), this branching occurred between 4.5 and 6 million years ago.|||you mean the last time the ancestor of a human and theancestor of a chimp were able to interbreed?
because that's a very different question from what you asked...
you asked 'when's the last time a human and a chimp made a baby', that answer is NEVER (by definition of the word species)
if you meant 'the last time the ancestor of a human and theancestor of a chimp were able to interbreed' the answer is somewhere around 5 to 7 million years ago (the line's a little blurry)|||Molecular evidence places the branching at something like 6 to 7 million years ago. The present geographical range of chimps and the geographical limitations of fossils of human ancestors (not shared in common with chimps), such as /Australopithecus/, both indicate Africa. East Africa (in or around Ethiopia) is presently the best backed candidate.|||No one can tell you that, exactly.
It occurred some time between 7.5 million years ago and 4.5 million years ago, somewhere in Africa.
I usually say that it occurred about 5 million years ago, and that after that time there was no significant hybridization.|||Never. By the time chimpanzees and humans had evolved from their common ancestor, they had already become different species, so pregnancy could not have occurred.
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It is a bit like asking when the last couple in Rome who spoke Latin got pregnant and gave birth to the first Italian-speaker.
Or (more to your branching question), when was the last child educated in Latin, and the branch occurred between the Italian branch and the French branch.
In other words, the process of evolution and branching occurs in *POPULATIONS*, not in *individuals*.
Consider a *POPULATION* of some primate species living in the mountain forests of Eastern Africa, consisting of (say) 10,000 individuals. If climate change causes the valleys between the mountain ranges to dry up, then if one population of 4,000 of them are in one mountain range that is separated from the other 6,000 in the remaining mountain ranges, then the two *POPULATIONS* will be unable to exchange genetics. So both populations will continue to have babies, and mutations, and experience natural selection, but in a way that new adaptations in one population have no way to spread to the other population. Until eventually the two populations will have lost the ability to interbreed. They are now two *species*. The ancestors of one could go on to become the chimpanzee branch, and the other the human branch.
But at NO POINT is there ever a "last pregnancy."
But to answer your question about *when* this branching occurred ... based on DNA evidence (the molecular clock, which counts mutations in certain key chromosomes where the mutations are known to occur at a certain rate per thousand years), this branching occurred between 4.5 and 6 million years ago.|||you mean the last time the ancestor of a human and theancestor of a chimp were able to interbreed?
because that's a very different question from what you asked...
you asked 'when's the last time a human and a chimp made a baby', that answer is NEVER (by definition of the word species)
if you meant 'the last time the ancestor of a human and theancestor of a chimp were able to interbreed' the answer is somewhere around 5 to 7 million years ago (the line's a little blurry)|||Molecular evidence places the branching at something like 6 to 7 million years ago. The present geographical range of chimps and the geographical limitations of fossils of human ancestors (not shared in common with chimps), such as /Australopithecus/, both indicate Africa. East Africa (in or around Ethiopia) is presently the best backed candidate.|||No one can tell you that, exactly.
It occurred some time between 7.5 million years ago and 4.5 million years ago, somewhere in Africa.
I usually say that it occurred about 5 million years ago, and that after that time there was no significant hybridization.|||Never. By the time chimpanzees and humans had evolved from their common ancestor, they had already become different species, so pregnancy could not have occurred.
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What is the Crush Grip of An Orangutan or Chimpanzee?
Humans can go to like 400 lbs of pressure with their hands i think.. Orangutans and chimps can go a lot farther ive heard.. How come there grip is a lot stronger than ours?|||Yes, wild animals are usually about 7x stronger than a human per pound of body weight. They've retained this level of strength because it's been essential for their survival. As humans have turned to a couch potato lifestyle, we've lost muscle strength because it hasn't been needed for survival.|||They are bag of muscles. There's a woman, who appeared in oprah, whose face got torn off by a chimp.
Whats a fun pet that is like a Chimpanzee?
I love how the Chimpanzees are like real little babies, and I want to get one but than it would be wrong in a way because they belong in the wild, and I heard Chimpanzees can be or get very aggressive.|||You are right in your thinking regarding a Chimpanzee. Any type of monkey can and do have the same issues as chimps they all belong in the wild.
The requirements for having a wild animal inside your home is very costly. They need tons of exercise and just like all animals do better with one of their own type.
They can literally destroy your home if not kept in a strong cage.
There are so many other pets to choose from that are just like real babies that would be much happier inside of a house.
Good Luck!|||there is only other monkeys, once i think in Florida there was a whole section in a pet store set aside for monkeys....all the same kind, there is one or two kind of monkeys that can be kept as pets and are just as cuddly i also would not consider a chimpanzee!!!
The requirements for having a wild animal inside your home is very costly. They need tons of exercise and just like all animals do better with one of their own type.
They can literally destroy your home if not kept in a strong cage.
There are so many other pets to choose from that are just like real babies that would be much happier inside of a house.
Good Luck!|||there is only other monkeys, once i think in Florida there was a whole section in a pet store set aside for monkeys....all the same kind, there is one or two kind of monkeys that can be kept as pets and are just as cuddly i also would not consider a chimpanzee!!!
What are the differences between human DNA and chimpanzee DNA?
I heard its only one or two chromosomes. is this true?|||Nearly 99 percent alike in genetic makeup, chimpanzees and humans might be even more similar were it not for what researchers call "lifestyle" changes in the 6 million years that separate us from a common ancestor. By lining up the human and chimpanzee gene sequences, scientists at Cornell University found that only 1% of our genes significantly differ from chimps.|||I just wonder if Steve above knows that we also have more than 50% of the DNA of a cabbage. DNA is not such a big deal and does not hold all the answers.
What percentage of the genetics of a chimpanzee and human are the same?
97% I think...|||I'm not sure but I don't think any of the other answers are accurate. (Sorry!) Though I don't know the exact percentage, I do know that gorilla DNA is muuuuch more identical (90+%) to human DNA rather than chimps. Chimps DNA actually varies quite alot more from humans. Hard to comprehend I know but Google it dearie! : )|||in the high 90's. 98ish% i believe. This is kind of misleading, though. we are also 80% the same as a banana.|||Estimates range from 97 to 98%. Its worth noting that we share something like 30% with a daffodil.|||99% for Obama|||99%
If a cat or dog saw a chimpanzee would it consider it a animal or a human?
animal|||how could you choose that as a best answer?! that's ridiculous
|||animal|||r u assuming that humans are monkeys?|||Domesticated or wild cat/dog?|||an animal.|||i think you need to ask a chimp that one...|||no i think they'd know it was a monkey.|||I think it would consider it to be a animal considering they don't look that much like us, just the bone structure in a way.|||thanks for giving me some humour!|||an animal of course because it speaks animal the dogs knows it doesn't speak human|||1). Humans technically are animals.
2). A cat or dog wouldn't even consider the matter.|||um idk maybe it would think it is a fish or who knows|||dogs and cats do not do much considering|||animals don't differentiate this.
technically speaking, we are physically animals. therefore there is nothing to differentiate us from. We, and all animals are just other creatures.
On the matter of whether a domesticated animal could differentiate a human being from a gorilla, than the answer would be yes. The scent and overall appearance would confirm this.
but really, this is a dumb question.|||an animal, because thats what it is
but also it would begin doing a very weid dance with it,
one we like to call the baby bop
MAN I BLOODY LOVE THE BABY BOP!!!!|||animal, because we are all animals, "humans" is just a word to refer broadly to our species, just like "chimpanzee" refers broadly to all those species or sub species. and to the person who questions whether we, humans are monkeys, we evolved from them.|||Animal :-)|||They do not have the thought process needed to consider animal or human. Their brains evolved to hunt, mate, care for young and defend a territory.
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|||animal|||r u assuming that humans are monkeys?|||Domesticated or wild cat/dog?|||an animal.|||i think you need to ask a chimp that one...|||no i think they'd know it was a monkey.|||I think it would consider it to be a animal considering they don't look that much like us, just the bone structure in a way.|||thanks for giving me some humour!|||an animal of course because it speaks animal the dogs knows it doesn't speak human|||1). Humans technically are animals.
2). A cat or dog wouldn't even consider the matter.|||um idk maybe it would think it is a fish or who knows|||dogs and cats do not do much considering|||animals don't differentiate this.
technically speaking, we are physically animals. therefore there is nothing to differentiate us from. We, and all animals are just other creatures.
On the matter of whether a domesticated animal could differentiate a human being from a gorilla, than the answer would be yes. The scent and overall appearance would confirm this.
but really, this is a dumb question.|||an animal, because thats what it is
but also it would begin doing a very weid dance with it,
one we like to call the baby bop
MAN I BLOODY LOVE THE BABY BOP!!!!|||animal, because we are all animals, "humans" is just a word to refer broadly to our species, just like "chimpanzee" refers broadly to all those species or sub species. and to the person who questions whether we, humans are monkeys, we evolved from them.|||Animal :-)|||They do not have the thought process needed to consider animal or human. Their brains evolved to hunt, mate, care for young and defend a territory.
Is it illegal to have pet chimpanzee in USA?
If you have autorisation to have one I can get one but you will arrange transport from africa|||I 100% agree with hexter why would you want one how would you feel if someone took you out of your natural habitat anybody who would do that is a .....JERK.....|||It depends on the state you lived in. Here's a site that describes all the laws!
http://www.petmonkey.info/presentation.p鈥?/a> Of U.S. State Laws Regarding Private Sector Possession Of Nonhuman Primates|||It must no be, Micheal Jackson had one.|||yes very.|||A chimpanzee is a wild animal and it should be illegal to keep one.
http://www.petmonkey.info/presentation.p鈥?/a> Of U.S. State Laws Regarding Private Sector Possession Of Nonhuman Primates|||It must no be, Micheal Jackson had one.|||yes very.|||A chimpanzee is a wild animal and it should be illegal to keep one.
Are orangutans more peaceful than a chimpanzee?
I never heard of orangutans killing each other or ripping the face off a human being.
How about gorillas?|||Any animal is able of being peaceful or violent. There has been many orangutan attacks, as well as gorillas and chimpanzees. Here are some links :
Orangutan attack : http://goo.gl/4Dha9
Gorilla attack : http://goo.gl/OPJzS
Chimpanzee attack : http://goo.gl/bEIbv|||I think chimpanzees are more common than orangutuan "pets"
How about gorillas?|||Any animal is able of being peaceful or violent. There has been many orangutan attacks, as well as gorillas and chimpanzees. Here are some links :
Orangutan attack : http://goo.gl/4Dha9
Gorilla attack : http://goo.gl/OPJzS
Chimpanzee attack : http://goo.gl/bEIbv|||I think chimpanzees are more common than orangutuan "pets"
How can I buy a trained chimpanzee to do my job for me?
I'll have to buy him a shirt and tie too|||LOL get off your lazy butt and get back to work!|||It depends what kind of Job you have. My opinion is you shouldn't force an animal to work. How do you think THEY feel? :)
Hypothetically,who would win in a fight between an adult male wart hog and an adult male chimpanzee?
I am just curious.Please give details in your answer.|||while chimps are strong,wart hogs are armed with tusks...they can cut a leopard to ribbons....my money would be on the hog...|||The rhinoceros, because he's playing the bongos.
Seriously, why would a chimp and a wart hog fight in the first place?
Seriously, why would a chimp and a wart hog fight in the first place?
What is your opinion about the chimpanzee attack?
You know, the one that happened on Monday in Connecticut?|||First, Chimpanzees are not monkeys, they are apes. Second, they are not pets or little children, they are individuals and need to be treated as such.
I have actually worked with Chimpanzees and the first day at the job I learned that even Jane Goodall had her fingers bitten off. They are big, they are strong, they are also loving, adorable and I can't tell you how amazing they are (again, each individual has their own special features).
It was very obvious that this woman in CT was in over her head, and she new it when she gave her poor chimp zanax, she just couldn't admit it to herself. The difference between her and a sanctuary, is that at a sanctuary they would have been prepared and acknowledged the fact that something will go wrong. It seems to me, that Trevor really wanted to go for a car ride (he could drive himself) had a temper tantrum and started to act like the competative chimpanzee he is when he didn't get his own way.|||Unfortunately this story is not surprising to me. Primates such as chimpanzees do not make good pets. Bottle feeding them from the day they are born is not going to erase millions of years of ingrained instinct. That also goes the same for any other wild animal such as a big cat.|||I have never met a monkey that I trusted.That attack was terrible. I pray for those poor women.The owner and the injured. Have a great day.|||It's tragic and 100% avoidable. Hollywood is the first party to blame.
The owner is the second party to blame.|||It's sad all the way around. I'm a firm believer that it is all human error as Chimpanzee's are not pets and should never be kept as such.|||Monkeys should not be allowed as pets.|||Let others beware. Chimpanzees can never really be trusted as pets. Their place is in the wild.
I have actually worked with Chimpanzees and the first day at the job I learned that even Jane Goodall had her fingers bitten off. They are big, they are strong, they are also loving, adorable and I can't tell you how amazing they are (again, each individual has their own special features).
It was very obvious that this woman in CT was in over her head, and she new it when she gave her poor chimp zanax, she just couldn't admit it to herself. The difference between her and a sanctuary, is that at a sanctuary they would have been prepared and acknowledged the fact that something will go wrong. It seems to me, that Trevor really wanted to go for a car ride (he could drive himself) had a temper tantrum and started to act like the competative chimpanzee he is when he didn't get his own way.|||Unfortunately this story is not surprising to me. Primates such as chimpanzees do not make good pets. Bottle feeding them from the day they are born is not going to erase millions of years of ingrained instinct. That also goes the same for any other wild animal such as a big cat.|||I have never met a monkey that I trusted.That attack was terrible. I pray for those poor women.The owner and the injured. Have a great day.|||It's tragic and 100% avoidable. Hollywood is the first party to blame.
The owner is the second party to blame.|||It's sad all the way around. I'm a firm believer that it is all human error as Chimpanzee's are not pets and should never be kept as such.|||Monkeys should not be allowed as pets.|||Let others beware. Chimpanzees can never really be trusted as pets. Their place is in the wild.
What's the difference between how a chimpanzee understands human language. Compared to how a mute person?
(who could never speak since birth) understands human language.
They both hear and recognize words. But neither of them can use the words in speech.
What can a mute person do with human language that a Chimpanzee can't do.|||The human can fully comprehend all language (just spoken, in this experiment), but cannot express it vocally. However, her or she can express everything that he/she would normally express through sign language, or writing/typing, or typing something out in Morse code on a telegraph... he/she just completely understand and can express, with the sole exception of verbally.
The chimpanzee can recognize some words, but is unable to comprehend grammar, inflections that change the meaning of a word, particular use of one synonym instead of another, and so on. The chimpanzee does not comprehend the human language. They're like smart dogs. Sit, stay, food, hug, shake hands, put on a tutu and ride a unicycle... but it does not understand anything more than a simple concept associated with those sounds, not why those sounds mean something. It certainly cannot express anything more than very basic desires, such as reaching for food, or a hug, or other easily understood and expressed concepts.
They may be our closest genetic relatives -- but they wildly distant from anything resembling humans or human intelligence.
They both hear and recognize words. But neither of them can use the words in speech.
What can a mute person do with human language that a Chimpanzee can't do.|||The human can fully comprehend all language (just spoken, in this experiment), but cannot express it vocally. However, her or she can express everything that he/she would normally express through sign language, or writing/typing, or typing something out in Morse code on a telegraph... he/she just completely understand and can express, with the sole exception of verbally.
The chimpanzee can recognize some words, but is unable to comprehend grammar, inflections that change the meaning of a word, particular use of one synonym instead of another, and so on. The chimpanzee does not comprehend the human language. They're like smart dogs. Sit, stay, food, hug, shake hands, put on a tutu and ride a unicycle... but it does not understand anything more than a simple concept associated with those sounds, not why those sounds mean something. It certainly cannot express anything more than very basic desires, such as reaching for food, or a hug, or other easily understood and expressed concepts.
They may be our closest genetic relatives -- but they wildly distant from anything resembling humans or human intelligence.
What's the difference between how a chimpanzee understands human language. Compared to how a mute person?
(who could never speak since birth) understands human language.
They both hear and recognize words. But neither of them can use the words in speech.
What can a mute person do with human language that a Chimpanzee can't do.|||Even though a mute person cannot speak a human language, he is still in fact a very active participant in the mainstream society. In which case, he is conditioned to naturally process and understand human language, and therefore respond to vocal commands.
Chimpanzees on the other hand:
1. Do not have the mental capacity to fully process the complexities of human speech and
2. Do not have the conditioning to respond to vocal commands.
Therein lies your answer: A mute person understands, and therefore can respond to speech; Chimpanzees cannot without artificial conditioning.|||the human brain is well develope so it allows the human brain to have the ability to maintain a large vocabulary and think process, and shows the information in a faster speed, for example teh human that can't speak might try to use physical action such as sign language to communicate with you,
but if you are talking to a chimp who understand human languages their brain can't process the information as fast and they have such a little vocabulary that the chimp is not going to show much physical action in trying to communicate with you
its true that chimp is smart but they can't do the smilar things human due because of the complex structure of our brain|||A mute adult human has a much larger vocabulary, and can learn to write or sign to as to communicate like any other human in those media. A chimp has a limited vocabulary and is never able to string together complex sentences, due to a poor understanding of syntax.
They both hear and recognize words. But neither of them can use the words in speech.
What can a mute person do with human language that a Chimpanzee can't do.|||Even though a mute person cannot speak a human language, he is still in fact a very active participant in the mainstream society. In which case, he is conditioned to naturally process and understand human language, and therefore respond to vocal commands.
Chimpanzees on the other hand:
1. Do not have the mental capacity to fully process the complexities of human speech and
2. Do not have the conditioning to respond to vocal commands.
Therein lies your answer: A mute person understands, and therefore can respond to speech; Chimpanzees cannot without artificial conditioning.|||the human brain is well develope so it allows the human brain to have the ability to maintain a large vocabulary and think process, and shows the information in a faster speed, for example teh human that can't speak might try to use physical action such as sign language to communicate with you,
but if you are talking to a chimp who understand human languages their brain can't process the information as fast and they have such a little vocabulary that the chimp is not going to show much physical action in trying to communicate with you
its true that chimp is smart but they can't do the smilar things human due because of the complex structure of our brain|||A mute adult human has a much larger vocabulary, and can learn to write or sign to as to communicate like any other human in those media. A chimp has a limited vocabulary and is never able to string together complex sentences, due to a poor understanding of syntax.
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