Can a human get a chimpanzee or a pig pregnant?

yes thats how i was born im half human half ape tho, i look like a neanderthal lololol so yes it is possible, we share like 98% same dna but no one has managed to successfully breed with another species, scientists say it may be possible. there are cases where it has happened we're just a rare find looooool|||No, they're separate species.|||No... and stop having sex with chimps and pigs|||OMFG, Were you going to R@pe a chimpanzee or a pig? Well, u cant cuz it needs to be that speicies sperm|||go stick your dick in a pig and see what will happen|||well since we're all chimp's from the past....it might b reasonable but i doubt it bro..and y the Q? U planning of screwing a pig or a monkey????? oink oink...lmao|||this was funny like the first maybe ten times something like this was asked today but now it's just old.|||No,we have different chromosomes|||With a pig no, with a chimp there is allot of debate. Records from Russian scientist say they successfully bred a woman and a chimp, but put it to sleep shortly after birth due to the fear of what they had done. Stalin had scientist working on how to breed a super soldier. Many scientist today think it would be possible, but the ethical and religious concern keep them from trying.|||NO WTF they have different number of chromosomes.