Saturday, November 19, 2011

Who would win in a fight to the death, Ray lewis of the Baltimore Ravens, or a chimpanzee?

No weapons involved, I'm talking about one on one fight between the two to the death. I say ray lewis hands down would kill a chimpanzee.|||Dude!





I have heard this kind of arguement before,... and I think its ridiculous to think a chimpanzee could beat a BIG, STRONG, physically fit, fully grown man!!!





Chimpanzee's great jaw strength, and have VERY great arm strength, from supporting thier body weight from hanging, and swinging from tree branches all day, but that's it!!!





Chimps are low to the ground, they have short little legs, they have SLOW ground mobility, AND,.. They have no idea how to fight!!! They just grab at whatever they can and tear at it, and try to bite when they can. In addition, they also may try pull the taller human down to their level, to srcatch and bite us. That is all they can do!





However, THAT paired with a chimps raw untamed SAVAGENESS,... IS MORE than enough to mame and disfigure women, especially physically weak middle aged women. Like,... the famous case from 2009. But,... Imagine how much worse it would have been had it been a crazy big strong man,... Like Brock Lesnar trying to kill the women,... they would have been beaten to death in seconds!!!





Ray lewis would kill a chimp!!!





You tell me,... WTF would a chimp do when Ray Lewis punt kicks the chimps short statured head like a foot ball??? Again and again and again!!! When the chimp hits the floor WTF is he going to do when Ray kicks and stomps on the Chimp while he's on the floor??? WTF will it do when Ray punches the chimp in its face!!! The Chimp will F'ing die!!! That's what!!!





Ray lewis may walk away with some scratches, and mild lasereations,...but the chimp will be utterly DEAD!!!





The same is true for just about ANY strong, fit, adult MALE, over 200 pounds, with ANY fight in him!|||There is only 1 way to find this out and I'm sure Ray Lewis would not be down to fight a chimp. Personally I feel a full grown male chimp would destroy any AVERAGE man, but a big 6'1 250lb muscular man who can max bench 600lb and knows how to fight, that's tough to say. I feel it ALL depends on the fight. The chimp would savagely attack and try to pull down Ray Lewis, while Ray Lewis best shot would be to strike the chimp early and hope he's successful. If the chimp took his punches and got Ray to the ground the fight is over and Ray Lewis would be ripped apart. He would instantaneously have his muscles ripped when the chimp yanks at a limb and practically be eaten alive with the chimps impressive jaw power.


The fight would be decided in the first minute, if Ray Scores a K.O. he'll beat the chimp to death. If he fails the chimp would out power and out last the huge man.|||lewis would win eventually...but that chimp would gets its shots in and lewis would have some wounds but not life threatening.





lewis has got a mean streak in him and would initially be annoyed (ie throwing its feces)by the chimp. annoyance and aggression would do the chimp in...but i say the monkey gets some bites in on #52.





joe flacco and anquan boldin would not be pleased lol





EDIT: im saying this would in my opinion...as long as the chimp isnt an adult.|||I hope you're kidding........





A Raging Chimp left *alone* with Ray Lewis.... Ray Lewis will be torn apart... PERIOD





The Bronx Zoo in 1924 did a test on a Raging a female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds. ONE handed... Do you understand, if that Chimp grabs you... You're done, no letting go... unless he bites your hand completely off...





Now.. Adult Chimpanzee are 5-6 times stronger than adult male humans with Enhanced Muscle Fibers %26amp; Thicker bone Structure...





It's great to see that you're all rooting for humans...... but lets tell the truth, We wouldn't have a chance.. not against fully developed male Chimp

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