How do I train my pet chimpanzee to become the UFC Heavyweight Champion?

I want mojojojo my monkey to beat lesnar and become ufc champ how do i do this task?|||You can teach your curious george the submission hold %26amp; humping maneuver. If he can do that to Lesnar, then I'm sure Lesnar will tap out before your monkey kum to his destination!...Haha! =))|||Get a good diet for him, train at least 6 days a week, have him do some cardio tree climbing and banana peeling, have him well rounded, he already has the strength and physical advantage, just work on his technique a bit, teach him a little bit of all of these: MT, Karate, BJJ, and any type of training you can give him. He will probably be a strong fighter since his feet are as strong and nimble as his hands so that's another advantage.


Watch what he eats, train him hard, tell him to stay motivated and he will be deadly!!!!


I'll be cheering for him!|||well i would recomend training him overall mma skills like all true mmaers do bro... get his boxing top notch, and his kickboxing and muey thai, for his standup, work in clinche fighting and judo for clinch throws, also work on his wrestling and bjj.. ur monkey can use his wrestling to keep the fighti standing as well, and the bjj is for your monkey to lock in some submissions... also technique is not all, he must wheight train and work on cardio as well.. he needs to be well rounded if hes gonna be in the ufc.. good luck to him bro|||The same way you imagined that you have a chimpanzee in the first place.





Just continue with your pathetic trolling lies and fantasies and it will happen!|||Not a good idea. Sometime during the 1st round your chimp is likely to start throwing sh!t at the crowd and is you don't give the front 10 rows rain coats you are looking at a lawsuit.|||You have to teach him not to bite fingers off or pull the human genitals off. Also he needs to not destroy any human orfice or scratch. Good luck.|||sorry but Cain beat your monkey to it. but i think the "brown pride" tattoo might have something to do with it.|||You can't|||i bet any chimp would murder lesnar their like 4x stronger than humans and can rip your face off|||make him believe in himself. the rest will come by itself