Thursday, November 24, 2011

How do I buy a chimpanzee for a pet?

I'm thinking about purchasing a chimp for a pet.





Do they make good pets?





I have two small children.





I heard they are great with kids and neighbors and easily trainable.|||If you like having your toes and genitals ripped off, yeah chimpanzees make great pets, troll.|||alll of you ppl just STFU and stop your stupid *** answers. IT"S FREAKIN YAHOO ANWSERS! NOT YAHOO NO ONE GIVES A F*** about your stupid opinion. IF YOu DON"T LIKE THE QUESTION THEN DON"T FU**N answer it!

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|||dont buy a chimp!!!!


they are extremely expensive, for a start, but thats not what im worried about. im worried about the innocent life you will waste. (the chimp's, not yours! i couldnt care less about someone who kept a wild animal as a pet!!)





for a chimp to be put into captivity, it usually means their parents were shot for fur and meat and the babies stolen and kept in tiny boxes and shipped across the world.


keeping a chimp as a pet is animal cruelty!!!





no, they do NOT make good pets. its like having toddlers running around and wrecking your house, toddlers that grow very quickly in size but not in maturity... FOR UP TO 30 YEARS.





they are hard to feed safely, because they will eat ANYTHING, pretty much.





they change in mood very quickly, so one minute, you could be having a nice little cuddle, the next minute, your having your hair ripped out and your eyeballs gouged. im not saying chimps are violent, but they are easily provoked.





good with children... where do i start? chimps will grow very quickly, and will soon not realize how strong they are. so, a little playful wrestling match could turn into a broken leg and a few weeks in hospital attached to a machine.





they are relatively easy to train, but can be VERY disobedient.





CHIMPS ARE WILD, ENDANGERED, BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS. KEEP THEM IN THE WILD!!!





i am disgusted that a human could be so cruel...if you do get one, i HOPE it wrecks your house and puts you in hospital!!! the only problem would be it could be put down after...





your an ape, how would you like it if i put a nappy on you and kept you in a cage?


i cant even describe how disgusted i am. i wouldnt class someone who would lock up an animal so simliar to myself a human being...





please........


dont be so cruel





DONT BUY A CHIMP, FOR ITS SAKE AND YOUR HUMANITY!!!!!|||They're trying to pass a bill outlawing keeping monkeys as pets because it's not right to keep them as pets. They're wild animals and you can keep them for years and they'll still go crazy on you and rip your face off. It's not fair to keep a wild animal in the captivity of a home. They are not like dogs or cats, you can't train their natural instincts out of them.|||Don't buy a chimpanzee as a pet. Especially if you have children. You have to keep in mind they are wild animals.|||it really makes me sick KEEP ENDANGERED ANIMALS IN THE WILD why don't you adopt one instead|||Yeah one killed somebody yesterday or something like that.|||Chimpanzees are wild animals. They deserve to live free! Not cooped up in a home or cage.|||Being an ape yourself, I should think you'd know just how to go about it already.|||Yeahh sure, providing of course you no longer want your kids. (:|||Yeah good one.


Obviously you are trying to get a rise out of everyone.|||Very funny, you must be bored.|||Is this a joke?

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