What is the difference between an American and a chimpanzee?

Answer. One has a brain similar to that of early humans and the other likes bananas.|||go shave your back...idiot|||Why are you a piece of ****?|||Lame|||yep i like bannanas alot|||i like bananas too|||well like your answer and chimpanzees do not wear clothing like us humans|||The American is materialistic :)|||Grow up|||bananas rule, oh yeah|||Crap joke! I am english and I hate it when someone tries to bad mouth americans cos they are just humans like most people so why don't you try being one yourself!|||Americans are more intelligent then all of you europeans!!!!|||A chimpanzee isn't fooled into dying in a war for oil?|||the difference between an american and YOU is that americans are making an attempt to kill stereotyping. try it sometime.|||Chimps tend to accept a leader with above average intelligence.|||Its okay to be jealous....|||An American is no less human than yourself, so this joke (if you can call it that) can go whatever direction your nationality is as well.





Analysis: That joke kinda blows.|||whats the differnce between an idiot and a dildo?|||Americans don't have that much hair,now go comb your face you idiot.|||One is a human. The other is an animal. One eats bananas and the other bakes things by using bananas in a recipe!|||Good thing I'm Canadian then. lol|||An American votes the same politicians into office every election day. Chimpanzees don't vote.|||WHOOO! Monkey Brain!|||You might add that one is hairier and more intelligent than the other|||shut up!!! the way world is living today is due to americans...computers,electricity,......鈥?what not...is due to AMERICANS..|||Oh... I suppose you think that's funny huh?? well read this...





*Warning From Pakistan*





This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers. And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell customer service reps. It's getting ugly.|||One is smart enough to realize the ignorance of the person asking the question, the other would just throw a pile of **** in your face! Go eat a banana and think about it PINHEAD!|||GO SCREW YOURSELF YOU STUPID FOREIGNER!!!!|||And you not writing your nationality just proves your country is filled with cowards monkey boy.|||chimps are more civilized and dont start wars and dont start global warming and there frikin smarter|||Pete Samprass used to drag his knuckles on the court, I suppose.|||Mmmm.......banana's oh wait I'm supposed to be mad. RAWR!