Since there isn't anything in the Bible about chimpanzee writing the Bible, therefore it must be true since we cannot disprove it. If you don't believe a chimpanzee inspired by God have written the Bible, you will be smited in exactly 3. 24 seconds and sent to Hell, where you will spent an eternity with Saddan Hussein.
(Seriously, why do you fundies always sound like this?)|||I've never heard a "fundie" say anything like what you've written, everyone who thinks for themselves knows that you made that up.
Put apparently it only requires half a brain to be a member of Yahoo Answers. And we accept you for what you are.|||Yes, a chimpanzee with half a brain can compose the bible. Keep an open mind, all scenarios and outcomes are possible. In another dimension this is possible because the energy, gravity and other properties of such beings can perform different daily tasks that we can not in this dimension.|||
Well, you are correct that The Bible was inspired by God. We are made in the image of God, and in Genesis, God gave us dominion over the animals.
Since people like yourself have a hard time grasping The Word, God couldn't use a chimp because you can't comprehend it from a man, let alone a chimp.
Are you sure you are not a "plant" from the spaghetti monster church??|||Because they've painted themselves into a corner.
Traditional monotheisms no longer reflect our understanding of the universe and our life. They either have to reform and admit that the god hypothesis failed, and see what remains, or they have to try and fight the truth. To which I say, bring it on.|||The Bible is a collection of works(letters) from various religious individuals to each other, and not all in the same time frame! So my answer is no! |||No, chimpanzees are smart enough to not write it.|||No but it took a half wit to even think of this question||| no sorry not possible.|||No.|||So do you think you wrote the bible?|||You are really funny! Can I laugh now?
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