If you got to choose your nearest relative, would you choose a chimpanzee or a deity?

I personally am going for the primate grouping. Too much responsibility going the other way. Who needs that?|||Primate grouping.|||The good thing about the chimp choice is humans can rule themselves over a god ruling them. From what I've seen, humans have a better sense of morality than any god from any book.





I'd prefer to be closely related to cats or dogs though, but I guess that won't happen. :/|||Well, at least those of us descended from apes have climbed the evolutionary ladder while those descended from deity have fallen far short of their sires.|||Chimps have that nasty face eating problem so this disqualifies them for me.|||..