What do you get when you breed a chimpanzee with someone like yourself?

You get an additional chimpanzee, meaning I am calling you a chimpanzee.|||From personal experience, all you actually get is a lot of regret, guilt, a few fleas, and some really embarrassing messages (with lots of "ooks") on your answering machine.|||Nothing. Humans like myself cannot breed with chimpanzees.|||Dude, chimps think we all are fugly! It just don't happen, therefore, howfore, wherefore and whatever.|||Try breeding with a chimpanzee and you will probably get five years in the pokey.