How do i have a pet baby chimpanzee in a dorm?

i raise baby chimps until they are 5 years old, males begin puberty at around age 5. i have a 2 year old chimpanzee right now as a pet. i know this isnt aloud in dorms, but how easy would it be to hide it in a dorm so that it isnt caught during dorm inspections. its small, about 3 feet tall.|||If your going to be a troll, at least TRY to make it entertaining.|||Well first off that wont work. i mean you could hide him because they do tell you when room inspections are. but people on your floor would talk and word would get around. So it would not work.|||It'd be about as easy as hiding a whale in a swimming pool.|||They'll rip your face off|||no, you'll get monkeypox, duh!!