Where can I buy a chimpanzee?

Could anyone tell me where I could buy a chimpanzee? Also, I assume you need a license or permit, where could you get that?|||Ever since the Travis the Chimp incident a couple years ago most municipalities have made it very difficult for private parties to keep and own exotic pets.That and international law is cracking down on the capture and trade of exotic animals.|||Don't do it. You can't keep a chimp for longer than five years, and it's ridiculously hard to care for them, let alone get a permit. You'd be taking a wild animal who misses his family into a strange place with inadequate care and 'imitation environment enrichment'. It's sickening. You'll pay thousands for at least an acre of free space, toys, special veterinary care, diet, and you'll have to give your chimp away when they get too big. Which is, very, very soon. So you'll basically be breaking this creature's heart TWICE.





Don't do it.|||Start saving, when the chimp freaks out and eats your best friend's face, it's gonna cost you $50 million. Unless it goes after you, then the reconstructive surgery might be a little cheaper. Once you get that together, THEN go look for a permit.





Chimpanzees are not cute and cuddly, they can literally tear your arm off.|||YOU can't buy one. You couldn't look after one if you did. If you were capable of either action you wouldn't be asking on Yahoo answers. Go get a pet monkey app for your phone or somthing.|||You can buy the product from amazon:


http://www.amazon.com/?_encoding=UTF8%26amp;ta鈥?/a>|||A black market exotic animal broker. You will need special/mafia connections. Good luck with the poo.|||In a fish and chimp shop?

Based on DNA, is it a pig or a chimpanzee that is the most similar to humans?

Me and my friend had an argument in which I have claimed that pigs have the most similar DNA to humans. My friend said that it's chimpanzees that have the most similar DNA. Who's right?|||The answer is Chimpanzees. In fact very recently a lot of knowledge has been acquired about the Y chromosomes from the studies of chimps. It has been shown that this is the fastest evolving chromosome in their body and this finding is believed to be applicable to the human Y chromosome as well|||A Chimp are our closest relatives, however medical professionals discuss the similarities of human anatomy and a pig's internal organs.





There has been many discussions on how a human heart and a pigs heart are almost identical in its functions.|||chimpanzees definately|||i'm guessing monkeys... but our bodies are somehow similar in proportion to pigs, so we can use them for some transplants.. so i've heard... but i don't really know.. :D|||It's a chimp|||Chimps win, but pigs are close to us in taste. Boiled or roasted.|||you x

Approximately what percentage of the human genome is identical to that of a chimpanzee?

a. 98.8%


b. 88.5%


c. 92.0%


d. 62.3%


e. 50.0%





I think it is D. I think I remember my professor saying something about that, but I can't find the answer in my book. Thanks for any help!|||Go with a. This is my field of research. Depending on what method is used, different numbers come out, but it's in the very high 90's.|||The 'official' answer is A; but a lot depends on what your definition of 'identical' is, and which data set you're using. For example, the '99.8%' figure is based on a small number of restriction enzyme comparisons and predates the Human Genome Project. If you look at actual base pair matching, any two humans are probably less than 99.8% identical.|||Definitely A|||About 99%


According to the choice no. a|||I pretty sure its A.|||im learning that too, it was 98%. Thats what I know is a fact

How does human communication differ from chimpanzee communication?

Chimpanzees feel emotions much like we do- they work together in cooperative groups, they mourn the loss of a family member together, they feel commitment and loyalty, they get angry and jealous as we do. They communicate their emotions through facial expressions primarily, and body motions and movement. For instance, when they bare their teeth, that means they are scared and/or angry. It almost looks as though they are smiling! They do not possess the vocal chords necessary for speech as we do, other than grunts and "growls" and hollers. Chimps will make an "ooh ooh ooh" sound when they are excited or alarmed, either positively or negatively. While they cannot speak in words, it is clear when you observe chimpanzees that they communicate just as much as we do and that their emotions are very obvious. They are fascinating creatures! And brilliant!|||well, I believe we communicate slightly better what with the talking and all.

Would a wild chimpanzee make a nice house pet?

I just think 2 or 3 chimpanzees running around the house would be awesome! Whatcha think?|||no may not own Obama he will not make a good house pet sorry if it offended but i thought it would be funny watch the movie buddy its a true story about this lady owning chimps it will show u how danrouse it is|||Chimpanzee and monkey infants are irresistibly cute, and it might seem that raising one would be just like raising a human child. As infants, chimpanzees are affectionate, needy, and a delight to interact with. But chimpanzees grow up fast, and their unique intelligence makes it difficult to keep them stimulated and satisfied in a human environment. By age 5 they are stronger than most human adults. They become destructive and resentful of discipline. They can, and will, bite. Chimpanzee owners have lost fingers and suffered severe facial damage.|||No, I don't think any wild animal should be a 'pet'. They my seem cute, but they would be miserable living as a captive animal. :-(|||No.





They belong on the wild,





not being someones house pet.|||How can you call your mum a house pet? THATS UNACCEPTABLY RUDE. Go punish yourself|||No. They're called *wild* for a reason.|||Yupp that's a great idea man and when it tears up your face well there you have it|||omg no don't even ask that just to be mean to someome|||troll

Did Michael Jackson learn any of his dance moves from a chimpanzee?

Michael had a home theatre at his Neverlands Ranch where he could have watched numerous wildlife documentaries. Some of those animals really seemed to know how to move all right especially when they were being chased by a hungry predator.





The chimps looked good in the trees when we saw scenes from the jungle.





Also Michael and had a pet chimp called "Bubbles". Is it possible that Michael learnt some of his routines by imitating his pet monkey?|||Haha! no he got inspired by several dancers. but who knows...maybe he got a couple moves from them. haha





He took the moonwalk from kids in the ghetto and popularized it.


As for the other moves I heard he was inspired by Charles Washington, the guy who created the robot.


As for Popping It was probably invented by the Electric Boogaloos.


And finally Locking, invented by Don Campbell.

What is the difference between a yahoo troll and a chimpanzee ?

chimpanzees have brains and uses it



Trolls dont use theres they just like to delete peoples questions all the time because they never have anything better to do because they are so sad|||A chimpanzee can be trained to type coherent sentences on a computer.|||chimpanzees can't internets





also reported|||chimpanzees are smarter..